Well, here’s the new edadkins.com (EADC). It’s not totally ready yet, and anything other than Firefox tends to get a bit wonky, but fuck it- consider it beta & just be glad I decided to grace you once again with my presence.

You’ll notice a few new things- first off, I’ve pulled back the curtain a bit to let you know what bizarre earthly forces combined to create me in the Ed’s Bio section. I had some fun being a little less censored about my past- I still held back a lot but “baby steps,” as my court-ordered therapist likes to say.

In addition, I’ve now got all my contact info, including my cell number- I’ll make sure to list that in my more, um, controversial posts. It’s actually GrandCentral, so unless you’re in my contact list you’ll hit a voicemail.

My Manifesto will hold my basic philosophy on life, the causes I believe in and my intentions. It’s written, I just need to get it up (no, seriously, I’ve never had this problem- gimme a little while).

The Ed Elsewhere is just a bunch of links to my other social networking profiles. Blogroll and Archives should be self-explanatory.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I do. It’s been a while since I blogged regularly, but I’ve got a lot to say once again- so this should keep going for a while.

I’m just building a newer, cooler version of edadkins.com. Very soon, now, very soon…

Hey ladies- sad and lonely? Nobody wants to play grab-ass? NO WORRIES!!!

Now you can purchase 1/4 of a man, filled with stuffing & designed specifically to grope you through the night as you sleep.

For added WTFness, just spray the pillow with some cologne your Ex left in your medicine cabinet, or place a wedding ring on it and play the “other woman.”

What kinds of pillows do they make with the other 3/4s?

Thank you, Overstock.com. Until now I thought I had lost the ability to be creeped out.