You may notice a couple differences to the design of EDANDHEIDI.com. That’s because it has recently come to my attention that we didn’t look right in a few browsers (thanks mr.jerz and others who have let me know). The new design should render correctly, but if anyone is still getting bad reception, let me know.

(Cue Bad Moon Rising by CCR) I just noticed something really funny. Anyone who has visited our archives may have stumbled over this post we did on a wild Chihuahua gang facing execution. Well, I think that’s funny. I also found the story of Leo funny too- given the outrageous reward for his attacker and so on. Well, I found some guy who linked to my (lighthearted jokey jokey) Leo memorial page- and he’s serious (Now look folks, I’m not trying to make light of Tammi’s plight. There’s just some quality irony here). That, I find incredibly funny- nay, ironic- nay, deeply satisfying- you get the picture. Some people wait their whole lives for moments like this. I’ve been noticed.

It seems I’m not the only one with a penchant for Photoshop (see previous post). Here’s a little work of art my friend Matt just sent me. I think the connection is that I’m taller than pretty much everyone. And I wear tights. If you wish to render your own ED-tastic creation, please do- I’ll post it (just remember, this is a family show).

What have we done to get dogs this worked up? It’s become a scary trend. Authorities were baffled about these incidents until they found this photo.

What do I think when I find out that kids watch too much TV? I think that’s great, keep it up. I also think that my kid won’t watch any. This way,

1. It will leave more TV time for me.

2. Literacy and Critical thinking skills achieved thru reading will place him/her far above all your little bone-headed TV-freaks of children.

The law beat the ever-living snot out of me. At least that’s the tune a few people are singing in today’s Bizzarro News segment. Besides Wal-Mart getting a “target” letter (heh) and Former Healthsouth Ceo Richard Scrushy working on his comedy routine, here’s a few noteworthy stories:

• Note to self: Don’t start a blog in China.

• Hot and bothered ram nearly starts WWIII. I smell a Disney plot, eh? Eh?
• Another Note: Nix the Bob Marley songs during my murder trial.
• Eminem means “your mom” in Turkish. Who knew? (Hey Jason- Eminem, buddy, Eminem.)
• Last note to self: a third check of my Halloween Nevada Day candy may be in order.

Surf on, my brothers and sisters- in good health. You’re doing a good thing.

I’m no Nevadan. I hang my head in shame today for I neglected to fully honor Nevada Day on Friday. Like the misguided masses I reveled in this “Halloween” we speak so much of, virtually ignoring my new heritage. Perhaps it had something to do with the fact that I was one of the five people who actually had to work, or perhaps I’m just an ignorant wretch. Next year, Nevada- I will honor you.

Funny, the weekend after Halloween has offered a bounty of Bizzarro.

• What happens when you dont pass out candy, Jason.

• The feel-good hit of the winter.
• If you’re gonna do it, do it.
• Yes, there are people who actually fall for the Nigerian emails.

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One more weekend spent on homework. Lately my attitude about school has been extremely dismal. One more year… one more year… one more year…