Sorry- got sidetracked and couldn’t get out the PLP on time. Here’s a few links to help pass the time when the Superbowl SUCKS tomorrow:

Dodge the blue blocks. Simple, yet aggivating. My best is like 19 secods and change. goog luck.
Worm Battleship. Good times, good times.
Automatic Flatterer. Bad day? Say no more- you NEED AF.
Artificial Flash Intelligence This gets kind of creepy if you ask enough questions.
THIS GAME KICKS SOOOO MUCH BOOTAY. Snowballl fight 3D. Ohhhh yeah.

Switched to SharpReader. Still free, but has a bunch of better stuff. This whole RSS thing is amazing. I can keep on top of like a ballion things but only put mimal time towards it. I wish they had aggregators for more aspects of life. Imagine if you could get conversation aggregators that stored up all the things people around you were planning on saying, and then when you felt like listening you could sort through them and only listen to the interesting thngs. How bout food aggregators that stored meals from all round and then you just swung a tray around and picked what you wanted. I can’t wait for the future. I’m gonna run right out and get a Tivo.

But, I have seen the light (everyone who is not a tech geek just tune out- this is not for you). RSS feeds are the ONLY way to read blogs. It’s incredible. Iinstalled feedreader and whalla! It tells me when my favorite bloggers post and they’re sitting right there for me to read. Man life is good. Actually, what’s also cool is I added all my favorite comics, and soon I’ll put in news too. Sean Bonner has been going on and on about it so I figured it was about time I gave it a whirl. Now I wonder what took me so long. It’s one of those “how could I have been so blind” kind of things. Can life get any better, I ask?

Yeah, America. That’s how you get even with all those nasty, filthy carbs- show ‘em the business end of a high powered rifle. That oughta learn ‘em. (see it in slo-mo)

From now on, stay as far away as you can from

SPERM WHALES
and
GARDEN GNOMES.

As you were.

EZ access, man. I saw this post at Ariped’s site that linked to the Illegal Art project. Daaaang- it’s tight yo. But, even mo whack are the artist’s websites- like this guy who made PEZ dispensers of dead rappers and likes to go ’round pestering Walmarts.

Now, I like to stick it to the man just like the next young brutha. But I’ve always thought it was funny how people pick on Walmart for making boat-loads of money and using it’s power. Man, If I was Walmart that’s exactly what I’d do. Instead, make fun of how much their customer service sucks, or how exery time you go you can’t stand in their 1 1/2 foot wide aisles for more than 10 seconds without ending up in a 3 cart pileup, or how ALL YOU WANT IS A NEW THING OF GEL AND THAT STUPID FAMILY OF TWELVE WHO THINKS THIS IS A DAYCARE CAN’T KEEP THEIR KIDS UNDER CONTROL FOR 2 SECONDS AND YOU’RE TRYING TO KEEP YOUR COOL BUT IF THAT BRAT MAKES THE STUPID TOY DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN ONE MORE FREAKIN TIME YOU’RE GOING TO TEAR HIS-

Oh sorry. Flashbacks. I leave Walmart with post traumatic stress symptoms. It’s not pretty. Just check out the PEZ while I go do some primal scream therapy.

As a nod to my failed attempt to do a “reality show ideas” contest, E&H.com is hosting a HIDDEN CAMERA SHOW ideas contest!!!

With Ashton Kutcher’s announcement that he will not be doing anymore Punk’d episodes, I thnk the whole genre sould use a boost. Waddaya say, folks? Are we just going to sit back and watch anothercornerstone of American culture go the way of the Dodo? I think not. So do your part and add your ideas via the comments. Bombs away!

in another language. We found out where those singing horses came from. The site is in Norwegian or something- but MAN is it hilarious. It’s an endless collection of flash games and whatnot. Did I mention it’s hilarious? You’ll see just hit “starta.” My current fav is the ‘write your name in sheep poop’ feature.

There are some things here that are just plain wrong. Enjoy.

Here’s a little exerpt my buddy Jason and I had earlier concerning the virus and his workplace…

jasonadrian: my norton is finding all kinds of virusses now
EdSAdkinsIII: oh crap
jasonadrian: it keeps popping the liitle message up
EdSAdkinsIII: jeesh
jasonadrian: jeez
EdSAdkinsIII: that sucks
EdSAdkinsIII: did you update the definitions or something?
jasonadrian: yup
EdSAdkinsIII: hows everyone else at chucky cheeses?
jasonadrian: heh
jasonadrian: here at the Plex?
EdSAdkinsIII: yeah
jasonadrian: good
EdSAdkinsIII: i would think that such a IT intensive company would go nuts durring a crazy outbreak
jasonadrian: rite
jasonadrian: yeah
EdSAdkinsIII: sirens go off
jasonadrian: heh
EdSAdkinsIII: foam spraysout of the ceiling
jasonadrian: guys running all over in jump suits
jasonadrian: people leaping onto little carts and zipping around
EdSAdkinsIII: hauling you off for ‘cleansing’
EdSAdkinsIII: chutes open up to suck up the people whose computers are infected
EdSAdkinsIII: wow. we’re sick.
jasonadrian: heh
jasonadrian: a female drone type voice comes over the intercom
jasonadrian: “infection detected. infection detected.
jasonadrian: please report to the decontamination zone.
EdSAdkinsIII: heh
EdSAdkinsIII: you see some disheveled balding guy with glasses hurrying for the elevator with papers falling out of his breifcase
jasonadrian: looking extremely worried
jasonadrian: mutternig “Oh dear, oh dear….”
EdSAdkinsIII: holding it to his chest as the suit guys surround him in front of the elevator
EdSAdkinsIII: dude we think exactly alike
jasonadrian: scary

Don’t open any suspicious mail today- theres a new email virus thats spreading like wildfire. There’s not even a cure for it yet.

At that show in SF a week ago we decided to check our stuff. Sounds harmless, eh? Show is over and we go down to retrieve our items. In line we can hardly stand. It’s been an incredible weekend but, man, have we been awake for way too long. Up ’till four the first night hanging with Jason and Cherie, and now it’s 2 AM and we’re experiencing that dehydrated-tired you get a bit before your body just shuts down. Not to mention the bands were looooooud. One of the opening bands was incredibly tight, but louder than crap. Jason swears the lead guitarist was Gimli.

Well, it does have a happy ending. She’s canned. We have a check on its way for a new coat. I got the elf out with a q-tip and flushed him.

“…nobody associated with making this movie can possibly emerge unscathed.” -Bob Longino, Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

End of movie. You either (1) feel ashamed and used for having not only allowed the theater to do this to you, but also you paid them money, OR (2) you’re like “ooooohhh Butter-fly effect! OMG that makes sooooo much sense!” Either way you can’t stop thinking about how life could be if you could turn back time.

Remixes of Dean’s melt-down. Get ‘em and get down.

My fav? It’s gotta be deansane in the brain.

Gummi Army Men… green, gummy, and in two distinct flavors: “artillery apple” and “cherry bomb.”

Heck yeah.

Don’t worry kiddies- uncle Eddie hasn’t forgotten you. Here’s a few links for you.

Religious

As if I needed a reason not to buy a stupid camera phone. Companies are starting to ban them from their buildings.

I was reading on sean bonner’s site a bit he did on the freeway blogger. This guy/gal puts up signs along freeways attempting to provoke thought and question the direction the country is headed. He/She’s cool.

(This concludes EDANDHEIDI.com’s foreshadowing for today.)

Man! The same stupid comment spammer took 30 shots at me in a row today. Thank you, MT Blacklist.

Jeesh- I’m 27 people- check back with me in like 50 years and maybe I’ll try you out.

Well, it seems that NASA and the mars rover are no longer on speaking terms. There’s another blog that’ll go un-updated.

For all you bloggers out there- all the blogrolling services seem to be back up. I found a couple people who had linked to E&H.com & I didn’t know- thanks.

So if you see someone new in the links on the right, check ‘em out. They’re all swell readin’.