Now, I’m not going to ask how a man shot himself reapeatedly with a nailgun- in the back of his head. I’m just gonna say it’s freakin awesome. What’s your next trick, sir? (link via mac)

The woman in this article should be put away for good. Her worst crime? Not that she robbed people FOR HER CAT, but that she is high enuf to pay for cat hospital bills that large. I’ve said it before, they make cats all the time- just get a new one.

This isn’t really news, but the onion finally has a XML feed. Rejoice.

This isn’t news either, but once I break a rule I like to just go hog wild. Check these out- your eyes are going to hate me for this.

Please, for your own safety and the safety of those you love, check out McMurder.com.

You only have until May 10th to check it- after that McDonald’s lawyers will own it.

Coachella was in-freakin-credible. Jason sucessfully sold me on that emo crap and my faith is renewed in Indie-Rock.

I’m way, way too drained to post extensively about it yet, but suffice it to say, I stood in the presence of The Pixies, The Cure, Radiohead, the Flaming (Kerry ad) Lips, and Beck. I will be forever changed.

More substantial reporting to follow as soon as I recover from a weekend that felt like hell but sounded like Heaven.