Do yourself a favor- don’t rush off to click the following link all willy nilly.

This is no ordinary link. This is a link to be eased into- savored. Tell your mouse it’s about to get a rare treat. Rub your eyes a bit and let them know you’ve been wanting to give them something like this for a long time. Tease them a bit- whisper something to them about how it’s a big surprise and you can’t wait to share this with them and they’re worth it.

Even though they’re not.

No, gentle reader, you are indeed not ready for this link. You’re not really worthy of it- none of us are.

Because this link takes you to the funniest site on the internet.

But first, before you do, be warned. It’s perfectly normal to completely empty the contents of your bowels and bladder upon reading the following site. The sheer power of the humor contained within has been known to kill a man, and yet at other times heal crippled children. It’s a beacon of hilarity, shining down on humanity during a dark time. A mama-bird of unbridled humor, lovingly chewing laugh after laugh before gently spitting it into our desperate mouths. A veritable tsunami of gut-busting guffaws, hurtling towards you at a terrifying velocity.

The site, my friends, you can find if you continue reading this post.

Of course, nothing this good is without danger. Because of the potential offensiveness of the material found there, I am obligated by the Dept. of Homeland Security to post the following disclaimer:

Warning: This site contains graphic depictions of sexual acts. These acts are performed by trained professionals and should not be tried at home, without your parents supervison.

It also contains many racial, sexist, and gross images. Doubledare gross. I’m serious. Only click the following link if you are enlightened or immature enough NOT to be offended by such things, and instead simply enjoy the humor spilling out from within.

You may have seen me mention this site before, but it’s about time it got the attention it deserves.

Now, mortal human, prepare yourself for the glorious bone-shattering comedy of:

THE MURPHMAN.

Make sure you leave a comment. His post on the Oscars yesterday made me weep.

Editor’s Note: If you want a peek of his earlier genius, check out his first website.

As astute readers of EADC might have discovered by now, I have undergone a recent “change of lifestyle.” Non-astute readers may interpret that as my announcement that I have come out of the closet.

At two o’clock in the morning, waking for the third time to the sound of my little one, ohhhhh how I wish that was the case.

Now, I still love her so much that I’d probably corrupt my database using all the room to express it (nice- nerdy and sensitive). I would never consider selling her or attempting to flee to the Caribbean, changing my name to Pepé, growing a scraggily beard and forgoing the use of shoes entirely, learning the trade of a commercial fisherman and spending the remainder of my days in a houseboat. No, that thought has ne’er occurred to me.

But I have had to make a few adjustments to my recent declaration of productivity. Remember my goals for 2005? They went a little something like this:

• Finish my MBA

• Start an internet comic about… you’ll see
• Start a business blogging website (finally a place i can sound smart)
• Produce a sketch comedy video
• Write some mini-books I think’ll be hilarious
• ANOTHER web design. I just got the Macromedia MX suite and the Adobe Creative suite. I need to change the form of this site- I want a forum where I can be funny, but serious too. Somewhere I can drop science on favorite farts, but on the trade deficit as well. My current strategy for this site doesn’t really allow it.
• Plus this year I’m planning on going all-out with my standup act.

Now they look a little something like this

• Change poopy diaper

• Change poopy diaper
• Wipe poopy off couch
• Change poopy diaper
• Cry
• Change poopy diaper
• Wipe poopy off ceiling
• Change poopy diaper
• Pretend I’m asleep so Heidi has to change poopy diaper
• Wipe poopy off- What the hell!??!?- My briefcase? Dammit!!
• Change poopy diaper
• Change poopy diaper
• Buy diapers

So you see, there may be brief lapses in updates here. And most of the posts will be about crying, and poopy. And how great it is to have a beautiful bundle of joy.