That’s right. In 2.5 weeks we’re packing up the family Mosquito-Coast-style and heading to Guam, where uncle Eddie has a new gig. It’s a great opportunity career-wise and don’t worry Heidi is all “bout it bout it” as the kids say. Of course the fact that it’s a tropical island won’t hurt either. I can’t believe it- I’m finally going to be a real minority. That’s like diplomatic immunity for using slurs in public. I’m going to be the envy of white people all over the country.

I guess this means I have to start blogging again, so keep an eye out for the return of EADC.

Well now, I said I was gonna bring goodies when I came back.

They’re coming. We’re brewing up a collaborative humor blog so you leaches will finally have some good crap to read on the web instead of the endless piles of “snark” spewed out by lesser writers. Plus, maybe a webcomic or 2 and some other stuff.

Incidentally, this brings me to something I vowed earlier today. The next person that uses the term “hella” in front of me gets pissed on. I don’t care if its here at the office- I’m going to have to whip it out and teach them a lesson.

See you soon- just gimme a few weeks to make the site look respectable.