A Silver Hammer Day
sarcasomatic: I’m going to learn how to play an instrument
sarcasomatic: and how to sing.
sarcasomatic: and I’ll start a band and we’re going to do a cover of “Maxwell’s silver hammer” by the Beatles.
jasonadrian: uh?
sarcasomatic: ive just been getting annoyed with people
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jasonadrian: why the Beatles comment
sarcasomatic: oh b/c that song makes me feel better when i want to kill everyone.
sarcasomatic: i just picture myself popping their heads open with the gentle “whack” from a silver tack hammer.
sarcasomatic: and i smile
jasonadrian: psychotic
sarcasomatic: its worked since middle school
THE BEATLES – MAXWELL’S SILVER HAMMER
Joan was quizzical, studied maths and physical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
“Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan?”
But as she’s getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times “I must not be so-o-o-o
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
made sure that she was dead
P.C. thirty one said “we’ve caught a dirty one”
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (”Maxwell must go free!”)
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o
But, as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
came down upon his head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
made sure that he was dead
Silver hammer yeah
