So, A while ago I wrote an open letter to one Tom Green, in order to inspire him. (see “Open Letter To Tom Green: Please Stop Sucking“) Well, today Tom retorted via his blog. His fans are now offering me some constructive crtiticism. I in tern am thanking them.
This was the first one i recieved. I will thank her later for inspiring this post.
Name: Amanda Reinhard
Email Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
I am sorry (or maybe not) that I do not know who you are. I am writting to tell you, YOU SUCK. Do you not realize this is America? People are entitled to have Blogs and share their opinions. Freedom of Speech, heard of it? Tom Green is AWESOME. Martin Short went over the line with his comments on Tom’s cancer. What he said was RUDE at best. Tom shared his cancer special to help others at his own expense. How dare you compare the two. You are entitled to your own opinion of course. I accidentally stumbled across this NONSENSE while doing a search for Tom Green. I am never again going to return to this SICKENING and NEGATIVE pile of ROT that you call a site. You are very misguided and if any of you had spent anytime reading Tom’s Blogs you would know what a decent and caring person he is. Which is more than I can say for this negative excuse for a website. At least Tom is kind and cares about peoples feelings. YOU SUCK.
So, you just do random searches for “Tom Green” and “Sucking?”
That’s good. See, now that’s precisely the kind of humor we’re looking for- Sophomoric, yes. But creative!
I like your style, kid. Keep it up and you’ll go somewhere.
This one was too easy. I didn’t even have to work at it.
Email Address: email@example.com
Wow. Let’s just say there are thousands of people who disagree with you. I think Tom’s blog is the best out there. Bar none.
Let’s also say that it’s a little disappointing that there are people like you who think that spouting off without any tact counts as worthwhile.
SO you’re a big fan of Tom Green.
Makes sense. I’ll take your comment to thought.
Bar none, this one is my favorite. Incidentally, mike simmons is the name of a college roomate and one of my best friends. I took great pleasure in this one.
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Hello ed adkins, my name is Mike. let me give you some advice on making fun
of real celeberties and people more famous than you. its not realy advice.
wait… famous people make fun of me, i don’t make of them. what was i
gonna say? hhhmmmm. tom green has more money than you. does that bother you?
maybe you should kill yourself. you should just plug your crappy home
computer into the wall and drop it in the bath tub with yourself. you are
nobody, and tom green has made fun of you on his big important web-site.
nobody likes you. you should die now.
Wait a second here… so I should commit suicide because no one likes me?
I can only assume that this is not really mike simmons, but his next of kin. In that case, I understand your frustration and I share the pain of your loss. Mike was an incredibly kind and thoughtful individual. He brought much happiness into the lives of all he touched. It is unfortunate that he had such a negative view of his life’s worth. We will all miss him.
More fun to come, I’m sure.