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Booty Check

ED: When you were paying, this guy in a grey sweater was totally checking you out

HEIDI: No.

ED: Totally. He looked you up & down several times.

HEIDI: I hate that.

ED: He seemed rather fixated on your butt. At one point he mouthed the words, “oh yeah.”

HEIDI: Holy crap. That’s sick.

ED: Yeah.

HEIDI: Well what did you do?

ED: Kept staring.

HEIDI: Oh hun.

By Ed Adkins on November 27th, 2004 at 1:35 pm

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3 Responses to “Booty Check”

  1. Peggasus Says:

    November 27th, 2004 at 4:01 pm

    If her butt is still check-worthy while pregnant, she should be proud of that! Someday she may remember that fondly, but without the creepy part.

  2. sis Says:

    November 27th, 2004 at 4:53 pm

    hellllloooo… your sister reads this.

  3. EB Says:

    November 29th, 2004 at 11:31 am

    There’s nothing like “checking” out your own wife! NOTHING!