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Caption Contest #293

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Go for it. Captioning is good for you.

By Ed Adkins on June 8th, 2004 at 1:33 pm

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12 Responses to “Caption Contest #293”

  1. Shane Says:

    June 8th, 2004 at 10:07 pm

    At the end of the workday, unable to reach his daily quota of 15 FUBU sweaters and 20 throwback Nolan Ryan Astros jerseys, Roon Lee was tossed into the “throw away bin” of children, rather than the “sleeping bin” of children.

  2. Ed Says:

    June 8th, 2004 at 10:28 pm

    snort

  3. Swt GA HunnyB Says:

    June 9th, 2004 at 4:21 am

    small fry “But you already took my lunch money, I don’t have anything else!”

    big bully “Then feel the wrath of my super wedgie you skinny geek!”

  4. EB Says:

    June 9th, 2004 at 7:09 am

    National Geographic — TOKYO, Japan .– As photographer Ennosuke Fukuzawa captured the elusive species “Homo Toophatillus” in the wild, he had to keep nerves of steel; any movement would have startled the parent and the cub and this incredible picture would have been lost.
    Ennosuke has been on the hunt for a closeup picture of the homo toophatillus since he was a boy growing up in Japan. He remembers the stories his grandfather told him of entire villages being slaugthered by herds of toophatillus, he’s been obsessed with them ever since.
    In this rare photograph you can see a female toophatillus carrying a male by his groin towel. This is a mysterious act performed before engaging in a bloody mating ritual that lasts up to 10 hours. During mating the tiny male is periodically crushed by the overpowering size of the female. At the end of it the male lays dismemebered and covered in blood; a gory mess in which the female then bathes in and goes off to fight other females in battle that sceintists have named “sumo” (The Japanese word for “Obese Wrestling”)

  5. Pete Says:

    June 9th, 2004 at 7:31 am

    There is no possible way to beat the caption Shane came up with. At all. Ever.

  6. mrjerz Says:

    June 9th, 2004 at 9:48 am

    Agreed on Shane. And as a side note, I though sumo guys were fat. that dude looks seriously bad-ass.

  7. Carla Says:

    June 11th, 2004 at 2:58 pm

    Bounty paper towels….need we say more?

  8. Michelle Says:

    June 11th, 2004 at 4:58 pm

    Ed and son out for their weekend father/son retreat.
    “Boy, how many times have I said white diapers are for sissies, see, Daddy wear blue, real color for real man.”

  9. Gil Says:

    June 15th, 2004 at 11:34 am

    All I got to say is: It Depends!!!

  10. Minh Nim Says:

    June 15th, 2004 at 12:21 pm

    Do you know what the Japanese writting on the background reads?

    It reads; “This is what we do with those “chopstick-size-sumo-wannabe”, we toss them like we sushi in our mouth.”

    Enuff Saiz.

  11. Minh Says:

    June 15th, 2004 at 12:23 pm

    This is a special Olympic event;

    -”chopstick-size-sumo-wannabe-kid” tossing contest.

    Enuff Saiz.

  12. Carla Says:

    June 15th, 2004 at 1:25 pm

    So you think trying to “pants” daddy is funny? I’ll show you how to “pants” someone in one fell swoop!