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Cat Caption Contest #1

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Captions, anyone?

By Ed Adkins on February 25th, 2004 at 4:35 pm

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14 Responses to “Cat Caption Contest #1”

  1. EB Says:

    February 25th, 2004 at 5:00 pm

    NEWS FLASH
    “This just in: Scientists ahve found the initial cause of the mad cow disease epidemic that has spread world wide.”
    “Dr. Cal Worthington from the BDCC (Bobine Disease Control Center)said ‘…it has become quite clear as we began to examine british cattle up-close that the vast majority of the cattle are actually of the feline species’”
    “British authorities have uncovered an underground cat-elimination ring comprised of cat-haters that apparently abduct cattle that is being prepared for the slaughter, only to replace them with felines in cow-disguises (see picture)”
    “More to come on this upsetting discovery…”

  2. Angry Pete Says:

    February 25th, 2004 at 5:39 pm

    Immediately after this photo was taken, the cat formerly known as Fluffy, now known as Bessie the Cow made it clear. The rights of Trans-species animals should be declared as valid.

  3. Laura Says:

    February 25th, 2004 at 5:51 pm

    Moooooo-ow. Moooooooo-ow.

  4. Carla Says:

    February 26th, 2004 at 8:59 am

    Who said cow print is in?

  5. Ed Says:

    February 26th, 2004 at 10:58 am

    Just… let… me… die…

  6. EB Says:

    February 26th, 2004 at 11:29 am

    CNN-International News

    -Seoul, Korea: Prosecuters have decided that 7-year old Yuimen Somefunguy will be tried as an adult for the animal cruelty charge that he faces for the torture and humiliation of his pet cat Funzay (see picture). After much deliberation by the prosecution, they stated that because of the nature of the crime, they must prosecute Somefunguy as an adlut so he can face the maximum penalty (3 days naked and covered in catnip in a room full of hungry cats). What hepled prosecuters reach their decision was the that Somefunguy would repeatedly milk his cat and make him eat alfalfa everyday.

  7. Carla Says:

    February 26th, 2004 at 11:41 am

    So I’ve put on a little weight. I ask you, is that any reason to think that I even remotely look like a cow?

  8. Jason Says:

    February 26th, 2004 at 12:14 pm

    If that kid doesn’t remove her hand from my udder, we’ll see who gets milked next.
    js

  9. John Tiesi Says:

    February 26th, 2004 at 1:00 pm

    Where’s PETA when you need them?

  10. carla Says:

    February 26th, 2004 at 1:24 pm

    Am I cat, a cow (note udder) or a bull (note horns and nose ring) ?

  11. Runyan Says:

    February 26th, 2004 at 9:34 pm

    If this doesn’t get me on “Animal Planet’s Funniest Animals,” my only hope to get on TV will be Fox’s “Man vs. Beast” competing against a midget in some sort of degrading contest…

  12. Shane Says:

    February 27th, 2004 at 7:52 am

    Left to his own devices, Jim the cat proceeded to dress himself as a cow and unsuccessfully attempt to implode his own face.

  13. jess Says:

    February 27th, 2004 at 1:19 pm

    So what if I look like a cow. Do you have a problem with that? Huh tough guy!!!

  14. Jess Says:

    February 27th, 2004 at 7:59 pm

    How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the frick is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what’s funny.