Comments on: Cat Caption Contest #1

By: Jess

Jess — Sat, 28 Feb 2004 01:59:45 +0000

How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the frick is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what’s funny.

By: jess

jess — Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:19:26 +0000

So what if I look like a cow. Do you have a problem with that? Huh tough guy!!!

By: Shane

Shane — Fri, 27 Feb 2004 13:52:40 +0000

Left to his own devices, Jim the cat proceeded to dress himself as a cow and unsuccessfully attempt to implode his own face.

By: Runyan

Runyan — Fri, 27 Feb 2004 03:34:05 +0000

If this doesn’t get me on “Animal Planet’s Funniest Animals,” my only hope to get on TV will be Fox’s “Man vs. Beast” competing against a midget in some sort of degrading contest…

By: carla

carla — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:24:13 +0000

Am I cat, a cow (note udder) or a bull (note horns and nose ring) ?

By: John Tiesi

John Tiesi — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:00:41 +0000

Where’s PETA when you need them?

By: Jason

Jason — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 18:14:29 +0000

If that kid doesn’t remove her hand from my udder, we’ll see who gets milked next.
js

By: Carla

Carla — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 17:41:09 +0000

So I’ve put on a little weight. I ask you, is that any reason to think that I even remotely look like a cow?

By: EB

EB — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 17:29:42 +0000

CNN-International News

-Seoul, Korea: Prosecuters have decided that 7-year old Yuimen Somefunguy will be tried as an adult for the animal cruelty charge that he faces for the torture and humiliation of his pet cat Funzay (see picture). After much deliberation by the prosecution, they stated that because of the nature of the crime, they must prosecute Somefunguy as an adlut so he can face the maximum penalty (3 days naked and covered in catnip in a room full of hungry cats). What hepled prosecuters reach their decision was the that Somefunguy would repeatedly milk his cat and make him eat alfalfa everyday.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 16:58:06 +0000

Just… let… me… die…

By: Carla

Carla — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 14:59:25 +0000

Who said cow print is in?

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:51:32 +0000

Moooooo-ow. Moooooooo-ow.

By: Angry Pete

Angry Pete — Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:39:41 +0000

Immediately after this photo was taken, the cat formerly known as Fluffy, now known as Bessie the Cow made it clear. The rights of Trans-species animals should be declared as valid.

By: EB

EB — Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:00:54 +0000

NEWS FLASH
“This just in: Scientists ahve found the initial cause of the mad cow disease epidemic that has spread world wide.”
“Dr. Cal Worthington from the BDCC (Bobine Disease Control Center)said ‘…it has become quite clear as we began to examine british cattle up-close that the vast majority of the cattle are actually of the feline species’”
“British authorities have uncovered an underground cat-elimination ring comprised of cat-haters that apparently abduct cattle that is being prepared for the slaughter, only to replace them with felines in cow-disguises (see picture)”
“More to come on this upsetting discovery…”