Comments on: dear TG fans

By: Spelled Melk

Spelled Melk — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 04:55:55 +0000

Eddie Got Fingered

I wish that a big Hollywood celebrity would take note of my blog. Ed Adkins, one of the first bloggers whose material I began reading on a regular basis, was recently cited on Tom Green’s blog. Apparently, Ed posted…

By: Ed-friends.com

Ed-friends.com — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 00:42:55 +0000

I have over 7,000 registered fans through Ed-friends.com and I’ve sold 4,200 “Tom Green Eats Pho because Ed does” T-Shirts! Just thought I’d give you guys the update!

By: sledgeblog

sledgeblog — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 23:25:44 +0000

Tom Green Sucks.

Back in April, …

By: KJ

KJ — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 19:18:55 +0000

Haha, this was pretty funny, I gotta admit.

By: uuuu

uuuu — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 18:46:52 +0000

ya ed you fuckin peice of shit you attention loving bitch. Shut your fuckin mouth and take shit site and your retarded fans with you. You started about tom and so don’t be coming telling me im wrong you ASS. Tom green is funny. We all know tom is funny. You ed are just a sick pathetic fuck with a site no one gives a fuckin anal shit about. ASS…. Oh ya YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Pete

Pete — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:50:10 +0000

Yeah. Way to go, Bored. Give Ed MORE attention. Like he needs it, the bastard.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 10:16:46 +0000

Are you F*CKING serious?! Please tell me the address lookup was an Ed-friend and not a TG-fan, because seriously, that’s just…that’s like only one step above playing Dungeons and Dragons.

By: Bored.

Bored. — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 02:31:19 +0000

Hey Ed. Can I come around to your house? I found a map on the internet: WHAT'S THIS ED?

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 02:13:51 +0000

First, I don’t live in America and it’s Saturday afternoon. I’m not the one sitting at home on a friday night insulting 15 year olds.

Secondly, I’m already in a cult. The best darn cult in town. It’s called Priddlism (priddle-ism.)

We meet thursday nights at the Bixley town hall for devonshire scones and old Benny Hill movies. Once a month on sundays we hire a gazeebo and play scharades in the park. One time we took naked photos of each other eating raspberry pudding and plum cake and e-amiled them to Sandra Bullock. Do you think she’d like that?

By: Ed

Ed — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:49:41 +0000

Instant messaging clients are a non-issue for a hulking chunk of man-meat like you jason. Know that- live it.

Second, I met my wife the same place most people find their true love-

a cult.

If you’re interested I can point you in the direciton of a good one. They’re lots of fun and you don’t have to kill a family member. Let me know.

By: Ed

Ed — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:40:55 +0000

(emailed to jason) First though, I have to say- your flattery is unbecoming. I’m not sure why, that just sounds cool.

Secondly, my guess is you are quite the ladies man. With the exception of being at home on a friday night, your writing alone makes you sound like quite the stud.

As i said in my comment, i’m not sure what “weedy” is as an ajective, but it can’t be good for picking up chicks. Ditch weedy.

Next, steal your dads car. A lot of times on TV that scores dude major chicks. Serious chicks. Chicks out the ASS. Just don’t get caught. Then it turns into a “very special episode” and you just end up having to apologise at the end and tell us how much you’ve learned.

Anyway, thats all ive got. good luck with the ladies.

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:30:57 +0000

Knitting? Knitting girls are pretty filthy, but it’s the cross-stitching bitches you gotta watch out for, or so my late grandfather repeatedly told me.

Thanks for the advice though. Up until now I’ve just taken tips from Joey Gladstone (Full house) but the old Yogi bear impersonations just aren’t cutting it. Maybe I should a different Instant Messaging Client? I read Yahoo! girls are pretty easy. What chatroom did you meet your wife in?

By: Ed

Ed — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:14:58 +0000

first off i have never had acne.

second off the first thing i would suggest is get rid of the goatee. I catch a lot of bugs in it.

Also, i don’t know what a “weedy” guy is but you probably want to stop that as well. Also, take up knitting. that’s hot right now.

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:04:36 +0000

Ed you seem like a bit of a “ladies man.” Can you give me any tips on how to score chicks? I do realise it’s no struggle for a verile, handsome man such as yourself, (see ed’s photo) but I’m a weedy guy with bad acne, a goatee and poor social skills. Any tips a cassanova like yourself could offer would be great.

Thanks man, you’re a stud. And you’re wife is sort of good looking.