Disturbing Love

ED: Have a great day at work bun.

HEIDI: You too.

*smoochy smooch*

ED: If we weren’t married I would soooo have to stalk the hell out of you.

HEIDI: *feigned swoon* You are so romantic.

  1. Arethusa Says:

    Every woman wants a creepy stalker. It’s written in the rule book.