Don’t Blame Me
Blame. It’s always flying around somewhere, but it’s getting harder and harder these days to make it stick. I’d hate to be that poor idiot who’s blamed for the Cubs losing. One moment of poor judgment- a lifetime of death threats. And these bears- when will they stop blaming someone else for their addictions? Anyway, in today’s collection we have animal intoxication, television dependency and the BIG ONE- the news BOMBSHELL- no blame needed cause it’s a stinkin’ miracle- THE SIXTEEN CANDLES SEQUEL!!!! oh yeah. Of course if it stinks someone will hang.
- Fan Foils Cubs Victory, Gets Death Threats
- Hunters Blamed for Bears’ Candy Addiction
- Police Nab Vicious Crow by Getting It Drunk
- Latest Captain Ribman- Hilarious
- “Sixteen Candles,” 16 Years Later
And for good measure…
October 15th, 2003 at 10:17 am
The Cubs will always be cursed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 15th, 2003 at 11:32 am
Heh heh heh…a drunk crow…I wonder if it’s Russel or Cameron?
js
October 15th, 2003 at 9:52 pm
HA! Yes, the cubs will always be cursed. And about the crow- I bet he’ll own up to this- not like the bear who blames all his problems on “the hunter”. HA.