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Find Dave

I sure hope that if I ever go missing that I get this nice of a design for my website.

Find dave.

That sucker is hooked up.

By Ed Adkins on June 6th, 2005 at 10:17 am

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8 Responses to “Find Dave”

  1. brando Says:

    June 6th, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    And you wonder why God smote your colon? You, my friend, are just fucking with karma. Remember that this Koch is someone’s son, someone’s brother, and now, probably someone’s Gimp.

  2. Happy Steve Says:

    June 7th, 2005 at 1:40 pm

    Damn, that is a sweet looking site. If you disappear, I’ll steal their design… pictures and all.

  3. EB Says:

    June 7th, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    Welp…I guess the URL should have been http://www.findavealive.net

    Bummer.

  4. pea Says:

    June 8th, 2005 at 5:02 am

    i’m all for having a great looking site (uhm, not at any of my domains mind you so don’t go looking!), but gee, I don’t know. I can’t imagine having the presence of mind to worry about something like that while a family member or friend is missing.

  5. John J. Popadopolis Says:

    June 9th, 2005 at 1:14 am

    Dude, did you just put a link to a web page made by the family of a guy that was found dead? That is crazy. You’re crazy. But anyway what was that ’save Dave’ fund or whatever? So he was missing… and they needed lots of money to… find him… or the police needed money from the family… or… I don’t know, I didn’t understand that part (oh, and it looks like he was a White Sox fan so he deserved what he got) P.S. I’m sorry I said that. Ed, this is all your damn fault!

  6. jen Says:

    June 11th, 2005 at 11:33 am

    It’s too bad there was such a tragic end to that story.

  7. Shane Says:

    June 12th, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    Ok, I didn’t actually “read” the website, in terms of looking at the grouping of words until my brain interpreted their meaning, but I did see the guy’s picture and my theory is that he may have been engulfed by the vagina that is growing out of his neck. It may not be too solid, but hey, a lead is a lead.

  8. Mango Says:

    June 12th, 2005 at 2:58 pm

    More of that dark humor you were looking for Ed?