Fun With Tom Green Fans Volume 1
I just hope you enjoy this good natured exchange as much as i did.
segfaulted: you suck
sarcasomatic: i do?
segfaulted: yeah
sarcasomatic: anything in particular?
segfaulted: no
sarcasomatic: so in general, i suck things
segfaulted: yes
sarcasomatic: not very hygenic
sarcasomatic: i mean, am i discriminating, or do i just suck stuff all willy nilly?
segfaulted: no, you just suck
sarcasomatic: crap. not knowing what i suck, or my basic sucking practices leaves me feeling uneasy
segfaulted: you suck
sarcasomatic: i can’t even make an account of my sucking history. thats important you know.
sarcasomatic: because when you suck, you’re not just sucking that one thing, but everything THAT has sucked as well.
segfaulted: please stop sucking
sarcasomatic: THATS THE THING. I wish i could!
sarcasomatic: but you’re not giving me any direciton here
sarcasomatic: have i sucked something close to you? is that why you’re offended?
segfaulted: im not offended
sarcasomatic: or have i sucked something you wanted to suck?
sarcasomatic: did i suckblock you?
segfaulted: you suck
sarcasomatic: we’ve covered that
segfaulted: yes
sarcasomatic: or… are you giving me an order
sarcasomatic: do you want me to suck?
segfaulted: no.. i said stop sucking
sarcasomatic: cause im not into that man
sarcasomatic: a little experimentation in college and you get a reputation
segfaulted: ok thats enough
sarcasomatic: enough sucking?
segfaulted: yes
sarcasomatic: whew!
sarcasomatic: i was getting worried i may not be up to it
sarcasomatic: all that sucking
segfaulted: yeah
sarcasomatic: i didnt have breakfast you know
sarcasomatic: and you know what they say about sucking on an empty stomache
sarcasomatic: i have to get back to work but i want you to know, really appreciate your advice
sarcasomatic: serious
segfaulted: good
sarcasomatic: we’re like suck buddies now
segfaulted: no
sarcasomatic: you take care now.
September 16th, 2005 at 4:38 pm
My name is Ed. I have a goatee. I like to stroke my goatee when I’m the shower listening to my sisters AM/FM radio. Can I come over to your house and watch MTV? I like Nelly Furtardo. Milo and Otis are my favourite characters, I have the film on VHS. My grandma said I can mow her lawns and she will drive me to the model store so I can watch the trains and look at the hot wheels. For christmas I would like some of my friends to come around to my mothers house and we can set up my big yellow play tent on the lawn.
September 16th, 2005 at 5:49 pm
You remind me Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, except you’re not funny.
Worst blog ever.
“I just hope you enjoy this good natured exchange as much as i did.”
September 16th, 2005 at 5:58 pm
Hello! I am the Random Asshole Commenter! You may have seen me in such comments as the one above, or sticking my ass way deep inside the anal cavities of some celebrity that’s fallen from B+ list to D List!
Some of you may have questions about why I don’t leave a real email address. Well, it’s because I’m a scared little 15 year old boy who hasn’t yet experienced the joys of my testicles dropping yet, so I take out my anger on people on the internet. If confronted, I would cry like the little bitch that I am, and run away screaming for my mommy. So, I have to get over by pretending I’m cool. Or, as we people in the know say “kewl”.
Because that’s how I roll, baby!
September 16th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
“did i suckblock you?”
dude, that’s money. put it on a t-shirt!
September 16th, 2005 at 7:02 pm
See? If you read the above post in the voice of The Comic Book Guy it’s quite amusing.
Lets chat.
September 18th, 2005 at 7:40 pm
YES! This war is great even though it’s REALLY one sided. Ed makes all these Tom fans look like they worship a washed up Canadian… or… wait… you know what I mean, Ed makes them look dumb
September 18th, 2005 at 11:55 pm
Eddie Got Fingered
I wish that a big Hollywood celebrity would take note of my blog. Ed Adkins, one of the first bloggers whose material I began reading on a regular basis, was recently cited on Tom Green’s blog. Apparently, Ed posted…
September 19th, 2005 at 12:39 pm
I’m going to have to agree, “suckblock” is money. Funniest thing I’ve read all week.
September 19th, 2005 at 2:14 pm
For someone who rarely updates, this is quite a bit to catch up on. Suckblock was good, but I’m liking the “suck buddies.” Maybe that could now be the title of your blogroll?
November 20th, 2005 at 4:21 am
Eddie,
Sorry I haven’t checked out your sight in a while. Getting internet in Japan is a real pain in the ass. Cheryl knew I was on your site because I was crying from laughing so hard. I must comment: In years to come 9.16.05 will be taught in High School History classes as “The first ever properly executed Suck Block”.
Sayoonara,
Michael