I AM OFTEN CONFUSED FOR FAMOUS CELEBRITIES

Me: sup yo
Him: hey there
Me: how goes it
Him: you know that pic i have of you on my site?
Me: yeah
Him: most people either say one of 2 things
Me: uh oh
Him: 1. WHo took that picture of you?
Me: ha
Him: 2. Is that Tom Green?
Him: funny huh
Me: HAHAHA
Me: thats great
Him: they say the tom green thing more often
Me: figures
Me: They should be saying “who is that sexy hunk of man-meat and how did you get him in your car?”
Him: yeah they should.
Him: but they dont.

  1. Shane Says:

    I’ve had a Randy Travis song in my head all day. I didn’t really know how to respond to the post, so I figured I would let everyone know that.

  2. wifey Says:

    So,”who is that sexy hunk of man-meat and how did get Jason him in his car?”

  3. Pete Says:

    Tom Green? No way. Brad Pitt? Yes.