I Liked Them Better When They Were Called…

Doesn’t anyone realize that they’re not watching reality TV?

Survivor, Fear Factor, The Apprentice, The Bachelor…

They’re game shows.

Just packaged differently, like those salads in a bag that get us to pay four times as much for lettuce.

  1. Arethusa Says:

    The Apprentice was ok the first time around, mostly because of the assignments, but it’s really a one-trick pony. I haven’t watched any of the other “reality” shows.

    I’m not really interested in what you have to say about this though, I want more Paige!

  2. Happy Steve Says:

    What annoyed me a while back was when Alex Trebek kept calling Jeopardy a “reality show”, trying to jump the bandwagon of its popularity. I know he did that at least twice at the start of the show. Hasn’t done that anymore thankfully.

  3. brando Says:

    Personally I liked them better when they were called ‘talkies.’ You’d never catch Al Jolson with a bag of that pre-packaged, non-union lettuce. Oh, Mammy! Now Valentino, that was a one prick tony.

  4. Natalie Says:

    Oh my God, he said “Oh, Mammy!”

    I just lost control of my overactive bladder.

  5. When I say 'Ed Ad', Ya'll say 'one love', ED AD! Says:

    This is ridiculous! You’re all ridiculous! I constantly fight everyday to win a rose from a slutty mildly attractive woman and an internship from the Donald and I eat random live insects and grubs from around my apartment… and I live on an island! … well, not the last one, but you’re all ridiculous!

    P.S. “Oh, Mammy!” is my patented catch phrase through the year 2008 and I will thank you all not to use it without the expressed written concent of the NFL. good day.

  6. Becky Says:

    Good point, esp. when you know the producers are off-camera giving out “tips” to make the show moer interesting.

  7. :: jozjozjoz :: Says:

    So would something like “The Real World” (no prizes involved) be “true reality TV?”

    Just wondering.

  8. fin Says:

    I’m a sucker for reality tv…because I can’t help watching the way they’re edited…It’s the film student in me.