IMPORTANT QUESTION #389
Ever come out of the bathroom and have to fight the urge to tell your boss or co-workers just how great your crap was?
Be honest.
Serious. I had this near-mystical crap the other day and caught myself riiiiight before announcing it in a meeting.
November 4th, 2004 at 9:44 am
No, because I’d just tell them anyway. I don’t have the fight or flight reflex. I’m more shocked that I don’t get IMs telling me about it.
And no, that wasn’t an invitiation to IM me and tell me about your pooping habits.
November 4th, 2004 at 9:49 am
I wouldn’t tell my boss or co-worker, but I certainly would tell my brother.
November 4th, 2004 at 10:34 am
Everyone in my office knows how good my craps are because they can see the huge smile on my face after I come back from a 15 min bathroom break.
Plus I announce it before I go. I love doing that.
November 4th, 2004 at 4:29 pm
Although it should just go without saying, no one in the universe can match my craps. I could plug up an industrial strength cement mixer. I will prove it with pictures if necessary.
November 8th, 2004 at 10:16 am
wow, imagine if girls talked about it like guys did…i am so glad to be a girl! you guys are sick!