Instruments of Torture
Nuthin’ like a good teeth cleaning, eh?
The gentle scraping of sharpened metal hooks against tender gums. Ahhhh the hauntingly familar taste of latex…
Dentistry HAD to have given birth to S&M. I’m pretty sure I saw that on A&E.
April 6th, 2005 at 3:01 pm
I went last week and it’s that same feeling as when someone runs their fingernails down a chalkboard. That scraping into the gums…eek.
April 8th, 2005 at 9:02 am
And you probably paid $2000 for the privilege! At least that is what teeth cleanings usually cost me.
April 20th, 2005 at 7:43 am
Well I paid $3000 for a tooth cleaning so I win.
I let the dentist knock me out with that gas and when I wake up my nipples are sore, and I’m missing a shoe so I win. And when I go to the dentist they give me a free toothbrush and a sticker that says “Good Job, If you don’t want the pictures to get out, don’t tell the cops” so I win.