Comments on: Lap Up All The Luxury

By: ed adkins

ed adkins — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 02:33:17 +0000

I’m glad to know I’m not throwing my pearl necklaces to pigs.

By: Becky

Becky — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 02:30:28 +0000

I only come here for the semen jokes.

Beautifully done. As always.

By: brando

brando — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 23:30:06 +0000

Some moron at work today was showing photos of his kids and kept sayin, ‘Nice, huh? That’s a money shot.’

By: Mimi

Mimi — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 17:00:37 +0000

Hey, as long as they eat something sweet beforehand, I have no complaints. =)

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 00:24:34 +0000

Personally I saw that one coming a mile away…heh.
js

By: lu

lu — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 20:20:33 +0000

Dammit, Ed. How did you get to be such a lucky bastard? I can’t believe your wife sets your pins up so sweetly for you to achieve a guaranteed strike like that.

Oh, and btw, it is totally acceptable to keep your mouth closed. Most facial artists do not require a wide, gaping mouth as a target. I’m just sayin. For future reference and all…

By: mac

mac — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:37:54 +0000

You didn’t, by any chance, stay at The W, did you? Although…I guess they’re more known for their unbelievable linens. *sigh*

By: pea

pea — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 15:14:10 +0000

whenever i watch basketball i giggle like a fiend. do you KNOW how often they say facial during a basketball game? and you know the sportscasters know the double meaning and they still insist on using it. so maybe they’re the sickies and i’m just along for the ride? yeah, okay. i tried.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 14:43:24 +0000

Just have ‘em eat fruit beforehand. It’s more tolerable that way.