Livestrong
You’ve seen those bracelets, right? The yellow ones that EVERYone is wearing? I’m sure you have. They say “What Would Lance Armstrong Do” or something.
This morning in the breakroom, as everyone was pouring their coffee, etc…
KAM: Hey Brett, what is with that yellow bracelet?BRETT: Oh this? (starts explaining)
ME: (piping up from my office) You’re such a poser, Brett. You don’t even have cancer!
Some times I make myself so proud.
November 24th, 2004 at 10:08 am
as always, here is the line of social acceptance and there is ed leaping over it.
November 24th, 2004 at 11:12 am
There’s a line?
js
November 24th, 2004 at 1:05 pm
Why does it have to be YELLOW? Just because it’s made in China? Does the YELLOW color somehow has something to do with cancer?
November 24th, 2004 at 2:12 pm
Yeah, what’s up with all the pro-cancer bracelets?
November 24th, 2004 at 2:53 pm
What’s pink got to do with funbag cancer? The answer is simple: Marketing.
November 24th, 2004 at 3:14 pm
Those crapin’ doodads piss me off even more than those retarded car-magnet ribbons. I wonder what color a bastard bracelet would be?
November 24th, 2004 at 5:35 pm
That is great! Totally cracked me up. I also like the comment about the ‘bastard bracelet’ – so where can I buy one…only kidding, really.
November 25th, 2004 at 10:15 am
Wow, I hope all of you are joking.
November 29th, 2004 at 2:28 am
No, really Faith, you should get one.
December 2nd, 2004 at 5:29 pm
yeah, but chicks dig ‘em… I thought they were cock rings.
March 15th, 2006 at 8:16 am
They are now making car magnets in the shape of LiveStrong bracelets. They’ve combined my 2 biggest sources of hate.
I came across your blog while trying to find a picture of one to prove that I did in fact see one on the way to work this morning.
March 15th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Wow, I’m 2 years late with that comment.