Lovey Dovey Mushy Suicide Talk
ED: Do you ever wish I was normal?
HEIDI: (pause) no, never.
ED: Hm. Yeah. That would suck so bad you’d want to die.
HEIDI: I don’t know if I’d go that far
ED: Admit it. If you had married [normal ex-boyfriend] you’d want to kill yourself. He’s totally normal.
HEIDI: Yeah.
ED: Of course I’d probably want to kill myself too, since I’d have to sleep with both you.
HEIDI: Retard.
April 5th, 2005 at 10:10 am
Sometimes I have that exact same conversation with my imaginary girlfriend.
April 5th, 2005 at 10:36 am
I was wondering if the new pope was gonna nominate Heidi for sainthood for dealing with your ass? When you find out, please get back to me. Thanks!
April 20th, 2005 at 7:37 am
I am actually currently dating Heidi’s ex-boyfriend and we are totally happy, he’s totally spontaneous and crazy too, like this past week he didn’t shower and I was like whoa! you’re switching it up on me! just one of those things that keeps our love interesting, you know, who knows what will happen next, like the other day I realized I was missing $150, where’d it go? I don’t know, but I stay on my toes, God, I love him.