Manly Manhood

FIXES EVERYTHINGMan Uses Duct Tape for Bear Attack Wounds
You can read the story here. “I just lay perfectly still and said, ‘God, don’t bite my head,’” Murphy said.

I Fixed My Jeep Last Night
(insert tarzan yelp here). That’s right- it was broke and I fixed it. I opened the hood, diagnosed the problem, bought the part and installed it. Dang I feel manly. I gotta go kill something with my bare hands and eat it raw. It’s gonna be a good weekend-unless you’re some poor woodland creature in my path. I am packing my duct tape tho- just in case.

  1. John Tiesi Says:

    Unbelievable. There can’t be any way possible you fixed your own vehicle. Then again, if Eglis can actually cook part of a meal anything is possible.

  2. Ed Says:

    Oh, yes my friend- I fixed my car. Next comes the killing and eating. Fun.

  3. Matt Says:

    Now if you would just stop shaving your legs…

  4. Jason Says:

    Uhhh…Happy Birthday duct tape man.