New Direction
We’ve all been there- you wake up one day and realize your life needs a major change of direction. Whether it’s “you know, I think I’d get more attention as a redhead,” or “This time I’m really gonna leave the cult.” It’s universal.
As for my situation, I have this lethally adorable baby at home.
And coincidentally no time to do get all my big plans done.
I need to find a way to stay home all day with my baby and still make tons and tons of money. And I still haven’t been offered a movie gig or late-night talk show. Ridiculous, I know.
So I’ve been trying to come up with a new career that would offer such an environment. It’s gotta be a high-growth industry with plenty of chance for advancement and innovation.
Right now I’m leaning heavily towards mail fraud. Anyone wanna pair up?
March 7th, 2005 at 10:57 am
Actually, it’s funny that you brought that up, because I’m starting a home-based business of my own that will involve mail fraud. You might have some moral objections though. It involves stealing from the pensions of old people and using massive amounts of illegal child labor in an underground meth lab. You know, now that I see it written down, it doesn’t seem all that bad.
March 9th, 2005 at 8:25 am
I’ve noticed that most evil geniuses work out of their “lair”, which is another way of saying “home based business”. Perhaps you could create an army of robots with laser eyes that could rob banks and take over small countries for you. There is a great upside to the robots idea, as they can also do laundry, shopping, and wash your car.