Comments on: Open Letter To Tom Green: Please Stop Sucking

By: Me, Myself & I

Me, Myself & I — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:40:57 +0000

I just checked out Tom’s blog and it positively, absolutely SUCKS!!! You’re 100% right. The most boring shit ever. Martin Short is a legend and Tom Green’s career(?) was over long ago. He is just riding on the fact that people still know who he is. He can’t even fucking spell. A 3 year old could write a better blog and have less spelling errors.

By: :: jozjozjoz ::

:: jozjozjoz :: — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:31:45 +0000

OMG, sweets.

Yer famous!

By: Spelled Melk

Spelled Melk — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 04:56:00 +0000

Eddie Got Fingered

I wish that a big Hollywood celebrity would take note of my blog. Ed Adkins, one of the first bloggers whose material I began reading on a regular basis, was recently cited on Tom Green’s blog. Apparently, Ed posted…

By: John Yates

John Yates — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:38:34 +0000

Hi. You’re a complete twat. Your blog is abysmal. Tom Green is a legend. You’re just a twat.

By: Brat Boy

Brat Boy — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 22:10:09 +0000

I agree, you’re an asshole. Tom Green rocks! His movies rock, his shows rock. What have you ever done with your life that made you famous?

Also i agree with Tom….shave your goatee. You look like a side-show clown. You know, the ones where you insert the table tennis balls and try to score points? Old School.

By: zane

zane — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 17:59:58 +0000

I disagree on the Martin Short not being funny thing. He did a few episodes of Arrested Development and played Uncle Jack, a paraplegic letch who commands a large German man to carry him around Officer and a Gentleman style. He spits up if he is shaken too hard and commands his german boy to “shoot me”, which means to throw him. That’s comedy.

By: KJ

KJ — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 17:39:03 +0000

Wow. Let’s just say there are thousands of people who disagree with you. I think Tom’s blog is the best out there. Bar none.

Let’s also say that it’s a little disappointing that there are people like you who think that spouting off without any tact counts as worthwhile.

By: Amanda Reinhard

Amanda Reinhard — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 14:18:41 +0000

I am sorry (or maybe not) that I do not know who you are. I am writting to tell you, YOU SUCK. Do you not realize this is America? People are entitled to have Blogs and share their opinions. Freedom of Speech, heard of it? Tom Green is AWESOME. Martin Short went over the line with his comments on Tom’s cancer. What he said was RUDE at best. Tom shared his cancer special to help others at his own expense. How dare you compare the two. You are entitled to your own opinion of course. I accidentally stumbled across this NONSENSE while doing a search for Tom Green. I am never again going to return to this SICKENING and NEGATIVE pile of ROT that you call a site. You are very misguided and if any of you had spent anytime reading Tom’s Blogs you would know what a decent and caring person he is. Which is more than I can say for this negative excuse for a website. At least Tom is kind and cares about peoples feelings. YOU SUCK.

By: ed adkins

ed adkins — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 12:41:33 +0000

i’m sorry copygodd, but i stand by my original statement- rap is the universal man-duel medium. back when i was in the g-unit we swore by it. getting served is so 2004.

By: copygodd

copygodd — Sun, 24 Apr 2005 02:14:40 +0000

actually, the real way real men settle their differences is through a dance-off, as evidenced by the epic bout between john stewart and tucker carlson. you can read about it here.

By: Jimminy Glick

Jimminy Glick — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:48:28 +0000

You all bow down to Martin Short, right now… do it! You get down on your knees and ask Martin Short to enter your heart and forgive you, right now! Martin Short is a forgiving man and if you turn from your blasphemes and worship him (and the new Pope) as your personal saviors you will be cleansed. Martin Short isn’t relevant… blah, blah, blah, ass noise, blah… Martin Short created you in his image and this is how you repay him, turn now and be saved

By: patricia

patricia — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 12:07:32 +0000

I agree with mrjerz. Don’t wake the monster. Your letter may lead him to believe that we want him back and I for one do not.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 04:10:33 +0000

“It’s amazing. You have no kids and yet somehow you qualify as a mommyblogger.” LOL

By: sam

sam — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 05:12:55 +0000

HAHAHA!! I didn’t know anyone else was unfortunate enough to have stumbled onto Tom Green’s blog!!! The audio blog where he buys pants is totally excruciating!!

By: Arethusa

Arethusa — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 00:56:27 +0000

I’m going with Mango’s take on the situation. I didn’t know that a) Tom Green had a blog and b) Martin Short’s show was still airing.

By: yeah whatever

yeah whatever — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 22:33:12 +0000

Carnival of the Vanities #134 years in the making

Here’s Carnival of the Vanities #134. My sack of goodies is positively groaning (regular readers will know that’s often the case at Zen Manors).

Okay, I did think about a clever format. Really. And what I came up with was exactly the same post I d…

By: Mango

Mango — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 11:56:52 +0000

It’s funny, ’cause I was wondering the same thing the other day.

MTV was running a bunch of old Tom Green shows, and my brother and I were laughing our asses off.

I then began to wonder what happened to him. But, not in a good way.

But, picking on Martin Short?

Martin Short isn’t funny, and hasn’t been for YEARS. He’s not the least bit relevant, and honestly, I thought he was dead.

I think it’s one of those backroom deals where each person agrees to start a “feud” to hopefully see their names in print again.

By: Becky

Becky — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 03:27:10 +0000

Yeah, I was kind of surprised when I read his blog, too b/c it was quite boring. Maybe he should get married and move to Reno to be funny?

By: brando

brando — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 00:27:39 +0000

You’re NOT Tom Green? Then what the fuck am I leaving comments on your crappy site for? I thought you were in cognito.

I BLOGrolled you.

/Bitch.

By: mrjerz

mrjerz — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 23:55:42 +0000

Ed, quiet please. Here I thought the guy had already just gone away and now you’re up there calling him out. Save us all the trouble of having to ever see his ass on television again, please. And don’t tell me you ever liked the guy. Unless you have some sort of fetish for people who look like you.