Plague Update 2005
I went back to work today.
For about an hour and a half.
That’s when the mutations started. I quickly developed a rash over most of my body. Seriously, the guy who invented the andromeda strain must live next door to my house.
I now have red dots everywhere and everything above my ankles feels a mixture of itchy and pins & needles. Really bad case too.
Whoever bought the tall goofy voodoo doll with the goatee please stop burning it. Enough already.
If you’re still assembling your submission for the death pool, I might be a safe pick.
May 26th, 2005 at 5:29 pm
Jesus, dude, don’t pass it on to the kid!
I do wish I had something to say that would either make you feel better or heal you entirely. Whatever it is I hope that it’s curable and doesn’t cost much to get rid of.
May 26th, 2005 at 5:45 pm
What happens in Thailand is supposed to STAY in Thailand.
May 26th, 2005 at 10:27 pm
Dude this is awesome! Next is the frogs right? You aren’t currently enslaving a race of people somewhere are you? Hey at least this hideous rash should keep your mind off the pain in your colon… so that’s something…
May 27th, 2005 at 3:41 pm
oh, i see the problem. you are allergic to work. fake a back injury, my friend and live off of disability. lucky! when life hands you lemons, make lemon drops.
May 27th, 2005 at 11:55 pm
I’m sorry you’re having such a horrible time.
But stay the hell away from me until it clears up, ok?
May 28th, 2005 at 9:01 pm
Dude, what rock have I been hiding under?
I hope you’re feeling better–I sent the voodoo doll to the Bahamas in Paris Hilton’s carry-on.
May 31st, 2005 at 8:23 am
Damn, son, talk about not being able to catch a break. Who did you piss off in your previous incarnation, anyway?