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Play With Your Food

Yeah, America. That’s how you get even with all those nasty, filthy carbs- show ‘em the business end of a high powered rifle. That oughta learn ‘em. (see it in slo-mo)

By Ed Adkins on January 28th, 2004 at 1:24 am

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6 Responses to “Play With Your Food”

  1. joatmoaf Says:

    January 28th, 2004 at 5:20 am

    A Great Big Pimp Slap of Tacky For Your Day.

    Are you aware of this? CLICK HERE
    Or go here.http://www.hoslap.net/

  2. John Tiesi Says:

    January 28th, 2004 at 7:34 am

    At least it was 3 cans of Tecate.

  3. Ed Says:

    January 28th, 2004 at 8:20 am

    Although it wasn’t the particular slap we intend, yes I’ve seen that. Thanks.

    Disclaimer: Neither Ed nor Heidi advocate slapping or pimping. The “Pimp slap of Tacky” is a reference to the sheer amount of tackiness one will find on our site any particular day and the abruptness in which it is presented. This will or may induce a feeling similar to a pimp-slap: a quick, backhanded slap followed by a string of jive insults.

  4. Jason Says:

    January 28th, 2004 at 10:54 am

    How politically incorrect!
    Terrible I say.
    js

  5. John Tiesi Says:

    January 28th, 2004 at 12:24 pm

    Thanks for clarifying that for us Ed. Just let us know how we can help facilitate that on any given day.

  6. mrjerz Says:

    January 28th, 2004 at 2:10 pm

    Tecate is drinkable. they should have shot at (insert american beer name here).