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Reason #576 Why I Hate Cats

Cats Burn House Down

By Ed Adkins on May 20th, 2004 at 3:26 pm

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5 Responses to “Reason #576 Why I Hate Cats”

  1. Shane Says:

    May 20th, 2004 at 9:17 pm

    If I was in that situation, as long as the cats weren’t harmed in the fire, that’s all that would really matter. Because that way I would still be able to brutally, brutally murder them when I got back home. Brutally.

  2. Michael Says:

    May 20th, 2004 at 10:17 pm

    Careful… cats are smart enough to stage a pre-emptive strike you know…

  3. Pete Says:

    May 21st, 2004 at 7:06 am

    Cat’s nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiiire…

    [/poor taste]

  4. jeff m Says:

    May 25th, 2004 at 10:16 am

    This story nearly brought tears to my eyes. Especially the part about the cats not being harmed in the fire. The story I’d like to read “House Sets Itself On Fire To Kill Two Cats”. Now that’d be something.

  5. Rob Says:

    January 28th, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    I hate them too.
    http://www.feralcathunt.com
    see what they think about them