Secret Pastafarian Video Exposed!

This is the result of the camera-wielding talents of Mike Henderson, and a lot of beer/whiskey.

I was going to try and make this post seem somewhat serious, but that quickly became a task I wasn’t up to, given the amount of whiskey I’ve consumed and the time.

Originally, it was twice as long and devolved into even goofier drunken sadness. The gold tooth I have in the beginning ended up getting swallowed later on with a shot of maker’s, making Pastafarians also the authorities on intoxication. If for some ungodly reason there’s ever interest in the directors cut, it might show itself.

If you don’t know what this is referencing, watch this video:

  1. Robert Payne Says:

    Blah Blah Blah Har Fucking Har!

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  4. brian Says:

    Jesus F-Ing Cruise, that is a facemelter.