SHOWDOWN AT THE S-MART
I swear to you- if this happens I will explode.
Freaking ASH. Sweet baby Jesus.
Just picture me spinning on a roof in the rain all “Shawshank” style.
Can you see them? Can you see the tears of joy streaming down my face???!?!?
More here.
August 17th, 2004 at 9:46 am
Sorry, but I don’t get the intermingling of old movie characters. I’m totally against Alien vs. Predator. What they are so lacking in inspiration and creativity that they have to rehash the same old stuff? Come on let the people/creatures die already and give us some new ones!
August 17th, 2004 at 9:54 am
Whoa. Whoa.
AVP? That’s been on the drawing board for at least 15 years. It was an incredible comic mini-series back in the day and has had several video game hits. They really were destined to be in a movie together.
As for Freddy and Jason, that movie was the first time in forever that they truely went back to their roots. I thought it was flawless. F/J/Ash would pretty much make my head explode with like 4 different colors of blood.
August 17th, 2004 at 10:02 am
Pppppfffffffffffttt!
Ppppssssshhhhh!
Yeah yeah…must be a guy thing!
August 17th, 2004 at 10:11 am
Comic book/video game/movie monster nerds need to cool out. Comic book movies suck, movies based on video games suck, and movies that pair up older movie monsters suck a lot. While I am a fan of Ash, just throwing him in a movie is not acceptable. You still have a major suck element in that film, and that can’t be overcome.
August 17th, 2004 at 10:15 am
You’re treading on dangerous ground here, Jerz.
Dangerious ground.
August 17th, 2004 at 11:24 am
I’ve never watched any of the Freddy or Jason movies, but this could turn me around. Holy carp. Wasn’t too long ago, Edward and I were hypothesizing who would be the next to join Fred and Jason. This never even came into our conversation. I guess that’s why the movie execs make the big bucks.
August 18th, 2004 at 2:07 pm
Hold on a sec, having Ash in a movie isn’t enough… I mean *ASH*?! Ash doesn’t even *NEED* a movie, I’d pay $10 just to watch a documentary that followed him around as he did his job at S-Mart.
August 18th, 2004 at 8:18 pm
This is ridiculous. Why don’t we just put Freddy vs. Alien vs. a demon-possessed house that kills people by exploiting their fears vs. a beef and potatoe taco bell value menu burrito, then the winner can face the winner of Jason’s multiple personalities vs. the ghost of John Ritter and the 2004 NCAA Preseason NIT Men’s basketball MVP.
August 18th, 2004 at 8:19 pm
I spelled potato wrong