SKRU GRAMR
I don’t get paid for this.
I’m not a stay-at-home-mom.
I’m just a warped young man with a few minutes here and there and a pathetically huge need for attention.
I’m not writing this blog for Mrs’ Manion my 7th grade English Teacher. I’m writing this for my friends, fans and the faceless cold abyss of the internet.
So don’t piss me off and correct/laugh at my grammar and syntax.
I’ve seen all kinds of fools (1) who judge people’s sites by their grammar and (2) people who actually apologize for poor grammar. Apologize? I put this crap out to entertain, baby- I don’t expect to get my posts back with a bunch of red circles. Judging blogs by grammar makes about as much sense as judging them by smell.
Grammar has no business here. I’m sorry if the soaps weren’t very engaging today and the kids are at school- find some other hobby than spell checking people’s entries.
Judge textbooks by grammar.
Judge Term Papers by grammar.
Judge my blog by the way your mouse hand gets all tingly and sweaty in anticipation of clicking my bookmark. Judge it by how many snorts I illicit, or how much liquid you spit on your screen.
Better yet, screw judging anyway. Either you come back or you don’t. That’s it.
Phhhhhhhtttt.
February 1st, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Not to knock you or anything, I mean, I’m just sayin’, “Phhhhhhhtttt” is not only not spelled correctly, it’s not even a word. And sumbitch, you have one of my photos in your sidebar. So not only are you lazy and semi-not smart, you’re a thief as well. Last time I visit.
February 1st, 2005 at 5:39 pm
OK, I admit, the photo was taken on your camera, but it was my idea.
February 2nd, 2005 at 12:44 am
I think you is be entirely correct.
Power to have been for the bloggers.
February 2nd, 2005 at 12:45 pm
sorry jerz
actually I have 2 of your photos.
February 2nd, 2005 at 6:22 pm
Alright, alright. I get your point, but I still cannot excuse the misuse of “you’re” versus “your.” I mean, that’s just plain ignorance, dude.