Sweet Spammy Justice

Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment

I picture some spam vigilante group kicking down this guys door and beating him into a mushy pulp, all the while yelling stuff like, “NO, (pound) as a matter (pound) of fact I (crack) DON’T feel like (splat) visiting your (splush) HUGE ONLINE CASINO- (splatter) but thanks anyway!!!”

I don’t care what happens to me- after reading that, nothing can bum me out all week. My faith in mankind is again renewed.

Found via Sheckymag

  1. John Tiesi Says:

    Is this why we pushed to have Russia open up it’s doors under Gorbachev? Does anyone see the irony in the names of his businesses?