It’s time that you freed yourself from the trap of following. You don’t have to follow anyone. You don’t have to worry about unfollowing people. The sites that you use to follow people today could easily be gone tomorrow, along with your entire buddy list. Breathe deep and realize that none of this matters.

1. You are free to friend whomever you want on the internet.
   • You don’t have to follow everyone who follows you.
   • You have a limited span of attention- it’s your choice who you waste it on.
2. Following people is a small gesture- keep it in perspective.
   • Becoming an online friend requires as much commitment as a click of a mouse.
   • If someone follows you, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they want/love/obsess over you.
3. You are free to quit following anyone anytime.
   • If you take offense to what someone says or does, you can leave them with a click.
   • If your list is too big, trim it.
   • Don’t worry about people getting upset. Sooner or later people will stop worrying about that stuff (some people always will).
4. Unfollowing to make a statement is douchey.
   • Most people couldn’t give a shit about whether you’re following them. You are one of many.
   • Later on you’ll probably re-follow them, since you’re that douchey- and soon people will tire of your behavior and learn how to block you. Then you’ll really need your therapist.
5. Obsessing over whoever is friending/leaving you is sad. and douchey.
   • It’s a sign that you need more real-life friends. Put on your shoes and head out of the basement.
6. If someone has more followers than you, you’re still ok.
   • They’re probably miserable anyway- like celebrities. I hope that makes it hurt less.
7. If you add enough people to your list everyday that it’s a chore, your’re either a spammer or Scoble- either way you’re useless.
   • Seriously.
   • Wouldn’t your talents be better used in sending junk mail or telemarketing?