I just hope you enjoy this good natured exchange as much as i did.

segfaulted: you suck

sarcasomatic: i do?

segfaulted: yeah

sarcasomatic: anything in particular?

segfaulted: no

sarcasomatic: so in general, i suck things

segfaulted: yes

sarcasomatic: not very hygenic

sarcasomatic: i mean, am i discriminating, or do i just suck stuff all willy nilly?

segfaulted: no, you just suck

sarcasomatic: crap. not knowing what i suck, or my basic sucking practices leaves me feeling uneasy

segfaulted: you suck

sarcasomatic: i can’t even make an account of my sucking history. thats important you know.

sarcasomatic: because when you suck, you’re not just sucking that one thing, but everything THAT has sucked as well.

segfaulted: please stop sucking

sarcasomatic: THATS THE THING. I wish i could!

sarcasomatic: but you’re not giving me any direciton here

sarcasomatic: have i sucked something close to you? is that why you’re offended?

segfaulted: im not offended

sarcasomatic: or have i sucked something you wanted to suck?

sarcasomatic: did i suckblock you?

segfaulted: you suck

sarcasomatic: we’ve covered that

segfaulted: yes

sarcasomatic: or… are you giving me an order

sarcasomatic: do you want me to suck?

segfaulted: no.. i said stop sucking

sarcasomatic: cause im not into that man

sarcasomatic: a little experimentation in college and you get a reputation

segfaulted: ok thats enough

sarcasomatic: enough sucking?

segfaulted: yes

sarcasomatic: whew!

sarcasomatic: i was getting worried i may not be up to it

sarcasomatic: all that sucking

segfaulted: yeah

sarcasomatic: i didnt have breakfast you know

sarcasomatic: and you know what they say about sucking on an empty stomache

sarcasomatic: i have to get back to work but i want you to know, really appreciate your advice

sarcasomatic: serious

segfaulted: good

sarcasomatic: we’re like suck buddies now

segfaulted: no

sarcasomatic: you take care now.

ed_adkins_2000: know what kind of parent i want to be?

thezeroboss: A drunk one?

ed_adkins_2000: no no no,

ed_adkins_2000: i want to be such a good parent that if me & heidi are killed brutally in front of paige, she’ll be moved to become a super hero

ed_adkins_2000: thats good parenting.

thezeroboss: hahahahahaha

sarcasomatic: people who write humorous amazon reviews show no originality

jasonadrian: eh?

sarcasomatic: i have no interest in humorous amazon reviews
sarcasomatic: i come accross them occasionally

jasonadrian: i do if theyre good

sarcasomatic: feh
sarcasomatic: pffft meh
sarcasomatic: i dont accept it as an art form
sarcasomatic: perhaps if it was 1998
sarcasomatic: then it would be novel
sarcasomatic: its the modern equivelent of crank calling
sarcasomatic: or its cousin
sarcasomatic: that nobody likes

jasonadrian: keep talknig

sarcasomatic: cause he graduated like 3 years ago and still hangs out hitting on freshman

jasonadrian: ouch thats me

sarcasomatic: he’s a skeez as the kids say
sarcasomatic: at worst he’s competition for the guys who aren’t skeezes.
sarcasomatic: they’re just guys who didnt go to college and matured a little later than the rest. is it a crime for a 21 year old to love a 14 year old? i mean really love?
sarcasomatic: friggin creepy humorous amazon reviewers

sarcasOmatic: mic check

namewithheld: wud up?

sarcasOmatic: mic mi mic check

sarcasOmatic: microphone checka

sarcasOmatic: checkity checkity check

namewithheld: Is this thing on?

sarcasOmatic: wicky wicki wicki scrrrrrrrch

sarcasOmatic: check

sarcasOmatic: dont mind that guy

sarcasOmatic: hes my new dj

namewithheld: You’re retarded

In an ultra-drastic SURPRISE TURN OF EVENTS…

I changed my AIM screen name.

The new one is sarcas O matic.

Cherish it. Use it wisely. It may just save your life someday.

For those loyal readers who have been keeping putting up with me over the last year, you know that I sometimes have a hard time making friends. i.e:

The Political Kid
The Bee Gee Fans

Well, now one of my posts has caught the eye of one Cassondra. She has taken issue with me concerning my strong dislike of Pit Bulls- otherwise known as Satans Poopy Pets. But far be it from me to leave an enemy lurking on the net- earlier tonight I (in usual Ed form) presented Cassondra with the olive branch via IM.

Who want to lay odds on how it went?
(more…)

Here’s a little exerpt my buddy Jason and I had earlier concerning the virus and his workplace…

jasonadrian: my norton is finding all kinds of virusses now
EdSAdkinsIII: oh crap
jasonadrian: it keeps popping the liitle message up
EdSAdkinsIII: jeesh
jasonadrian: jeez
EdSAdkinsIII: that sucks
EdSAdkinsIII: did you update the definitions or something?
jasonadrian: yup
EdSAdkinsIII: hows everyone else at chucky cheeses?
jasonadrian: heh
jasonadrian: here at the Plex?
EdSAdkinsIII: yeah
jasonadrian: good
EdSAdkinsIII: i would think that such a IT intensive company would go nuts durring a crazy outbreak
jasonadrian: rite
jasonadrian: yeah
EdSAdkinsIII: sirens go off
jasonadrian: heh
EdSAdkinsIII: foam spraysout of the ceiling
jasonadrian: guys running all over in jump suits
jasonadrian: people leaping onto little carts and zipping around
EdSAdkinsIII: hauling you off for ‘cleansing’
EdSAdkinsIII: chutes open up to suck up the people whose computers are infected
EdSAdkinsIII: wow. we’re sick.
jasonadrian: heh
jasonadrian: a female drone type voice comes over the intercom
jasonadrian: “infection detected. infection detected.
jasonadrian: please report to the decontamination zone.
EdSAdkinsIII: heh
EdSAdkinsIII: you see some disheveled balding guy with glasses hurrying for the elevator with papers falling out of his breifcase
jasonadrian: looking extremely worried
jasonadrian: mutternig “Oh dear, oh dear….”
EdSAdkinsIII: holding it to his chest as the suit guys surround him in front of the elevator
EdSAdkinsIII: dude we think exactly alike
jasonadrian: scary

When we last left our hero he was embroiled in political controversy (see yesterday’s post). But according to our sources, the plot took a surprising twist earlier today! (watch the amazing story unfold here in spectacular IM-O-COLOR!)

Oopsy. anyone notice this post? It seems that the webmaster of that teen politics site I referenced took issue. Well, Mr. Johnny Galbraith- I wish to continue our dialogue (here). Kudos for starting your website- I respect you for putting the time and effort into something you believe in. But, like anyone I respect, I feel no qualms poking fun at you and your site. Heck, mine looks like a cross between an altoids ad and a brochure for dorkdom. If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that it’s ok when people make fun of you. Especially when their website looks like the Fourth of July threw up.