I did it. You have the power to save Stachey- go vote at www.savemystache.com.

Yesterday on Kottke I read about the McGangBang. On the surface, this sandwich is a fastfood take on the infamous Turducken concept- you shove one awesome thing up another and eat it. Well, folks, here’s the evidence.

My First McGangBang from Ed Adkins on Vimeo.

The McGangBang:

1. Go to McDonald’s and get a Dbl Cheeseburger and a McChicken Sandwich.

2. Lovingly place the McChicken within the Cheeseburger.

3. Prepare for more than you ever expected (in your mouth).

This is so going to get me a McDonald’s commercial.

Hey ladies- sad and lonely? Nobody wants to play grab-ass? NO WORRIES!!!

Now you can purchase 1/4 of a man, filled with stuffing & designed specifically to grope you through the night as you sleep.

For added WTFness, just spray the pillow with some cologne your Ex left in your medicine cabinet, or place a wedding ring on it and play the “other woman.”

What kinds of pillows do they make with the other 3/4s?

Thank you, Overstock.com. Until now I thought I had lost the ability to be creeped out.

If you want to see a little peek at what I’ve been up to lately, you can see it here:

One By One Media: Sprint’s New Coprorate Blog- An Uphill Battle

For the time being Uncle Eddie’s gonna be busy with a number of new projects. But make no mistake, just like the flurry of highly anticipated new forensic crime drama emergency medicine courtroom supernatural reality shows coming this fall, they’re sure to please.

Dane Cook’s new release, Retaliation, should hit shelves today, in all its double CD + DVD goodness. Along with it, he’s got a new site as well.

Since I’m totally gay for Dane, I’ll be going home early to rip into my pre-ordered copy (along with a “special gift” promised to his fan club members) and to give the postman a big sloppy kiss for delivering it.

Now, I’m not sure what I think of his new site- just like the last one it automatically starts playing tracks from his album when it loads. While that’s great when you want to chuckle the day away at home, nothing pisses me off more than announcing to the office that I’m surfing the net on company time. Thanks alot Mr. Cook.

Plus he looks kind of fruity trying to pull off the whole “I’m so gritty/T2″ look on the main page. Where did half his face go?

On the other hand, it’s got RSS feeds! Plus, a podcast of his bits. Dane loves us- he really really loves us.

Anyway, if you haven’t already gotten totally hooked on Dane Cook like me, you suck. Quit being productive and go over to his new site immediately. After all, if it’s before 5, you’re prolly getting paid for it anyway.

danecook.com

right click and download tracks here (01, 02, 03, 04, 05,)

Previous dane cook mentions here

Update- as of this morning his site is all haywire, but you can still DL those tracks.

I sure hope that if I ever go missing that I get this nice of a design for my website.

Find dave.

That sucker is hooked up.

I’m sure there’s a few of you out there who remember “The Red Balloon.” (info)

We had to watch it like every year in elementary school. Boy finds a balloon, the balloon displays the ability to make a conscious decision to follow him around, they become best friends (or perhaps more? wink wink) and then bullies beat the crap out of him and pop the balloon.

It doesn’t end there though. Moved by the unique relationship between the boy and his red rubber friend, balloons from across the land converge on the boy and sweep him into the air as a testament to his fallen friend and the latex love they shared.

It’s deep.

I guess it had some fruity message about friendship or bullying or alternative lifestyles- I dunno. I do know whenever I saw the end with all those balloons carrying him into he sky I was all, “good luck” cause even at that young age I knew one thing- you never, ever turn your back to a balloon. They were gonna drop that kid first chance they got. Dirty balloons.

Anyway- I just stumbled upon what just may be the find of the century. The Revenge Of The Red Balloon. It’s a short film chronicling the red balloon’s comeback 40 years after his untimely demise as he tracks down and eliminates the bullies who popped him.

Classic. If you saw the original you owe it to yourself to check it out at Atom Films.

They really shouldn’t let me use craigslist. (link)

Brand New King Size Log Canopy Bed – Buy this now and say goodbye to lonely nights!

Fellas, your wife, girlfriend, or one-night-stand has ALWAYS wanted a canopy bed. I’m serious. Her whole life. Here’s your chance to get a BRAND NEW totally sweet log style (so it’s not all girly) canopy bed!

It’s huge, it’s super cool looking and its not too heavy or hard to put together.

Ladies, we both know you’ve always wanted a canopy bed. Buy this bed and you’ll have one. Simple.

People in Tahoe: here’s your chance to finally get the log furniture you need without paying the outrageously ridiculous Tahoe prices!!! How sweet is that?

This includes the frame only- not the matresses. It’s a king size bedframe. It has never been used at all and is in perfect condition.

* The seller cannot actually gaurantee that the buyer will get more action on this bed.

Here’s a pic from the manufacturer:

If you live in the Reno area and you’re interested, let me know.

Kill Toby.

after all the hullabalo over save toby, i was wondering if there was a site to donate $$$ to kill him. thank you internet, you never let me down.

haven’t even looked into screwtoby.com, but if its out there i’m sure it’s worth checking out.

Watch me totally kick the crap out of one of my best friends.

Ed Vs Jason

So i guess there’s this company who will send you their product as long as you link to them on your site (as seen on the zeroboss).

So i figure, hey- I have a site- I could link to them and get my hands on some of this fine product. Never the one to miss out on a chance to whore myself here at EADC, here goes:

STeamy dog droppings.

There you go, now send me stuff. I believe I’ve earned the sampler, thank you.

Update: They sent the tea!!!

HOTEL – an interactive tale by Han Hoogerbrugge

Found via the genius Ze.

Funny, b/c I used the face transformer to turn Michael More into a baby 3 times- and each time I couldn’t tell the diffeence from the originals.

I KNOW I can’t be the only one who did this.

Go to the face transformer NOW.

The face transformer is wayyyyy too much fun.

Found via Hunny Hive.

Oh and Heidi- I’m sorry bunny, but apparently I’m going to be a really ugly old man. My bad.

What do you call a music player where you can’t find your music or even see what’s playing?

Broken?

Not if you’re Apple.

Not only did they come out with the Ipod Shuffle today, but I got my hands on their next big thing- the iCrap. (click for bigger pic.)

Tony Pierce made it onto screen savers to promote his new book, How To Blog (which would make a pretty cool gift for any blogger you may know…) and his site, the busblog.

It’s exciting to see blogging gaining greater recognition as a medium. Along side that, it’s cool that busblog getting some exposure. If you haven’t checked out the site, zip over & poke around- it’s consistantly on. It’s a great mixture of cool, indignant, cocky and “hi mom.” Even the stuff where I’m like “Tony, you don’t know crap,” I still dig how he flows. His post earlier in the year on how to blog was one of the inspirations of my own satirical HTB post. (look out for the advanced list coming out soon.)

Before you check out the clip, I must mention my surprise that he has the voice of Keenen Ivory Wayans. I was expecting more of a Mario Van Peebles, but that’s cool.

Click on the picture to see the video in Spectacular ED O Vision.

On second thought, maybe you might not want all that mess. Anyway, the point here is I once thought that the Turducken (chicken shoved in a duck shoved in a turkey) was the highest peak that food could ever aspire to. Then, gentle readers, I came across a greater dish…

The 1832 diaries of John B. Grimball refer to a Charleston preserve of fowl: a dove stuffed into a quail, a quail into a guinea hen, a hen into a duck, a duck into a capon, a capon into a goose, and the goose into a peacock or a turkey. The whole thing was then roasted … It makes Turducken seem like the lazy way out (link).

But they all are ecplipsed by one meal. The one dish to rule them all, and in the gravy bind them. And this dish goes by the simple moniker,

…Whole Stuffed Camel.

Oh hell yes. 60 eggs, 12 kilos rice, 110 gallons of water, all kinds of crap… and then salt to taste. Top that. AND, I believe it’s an option on the South Beach Diet.

Thanks Joz. All you guys tell her happy birthday.

I don’t miss my hometown. I’m glad I got away while it was still a cozy rural beach/party town. Now it’s outlets and traffic.

But there’s one thing that makes me second-guess moving away 10 years ago in the middle of the night after my roommate was put in the hospital after failing to pay a hefty crack debt.

And that, gentle reader, is Dogfish Head Brewery. We went to their brewpub this last week and I had beer that was so good I nearly soiled myself.

• 120 Minute IPA: 21% alcohol. Tasty. My sister caught me trying to sell her kid for a case. Some one please explain to her the concept of “take one for the team.”

• Worldwide Stout: This stuff walks over to Guinness, pats him on the head and then takes his girlfriend home. 18% ABV. I started drinking it and went blind with ecstasy.
• Raison D’Extra: It’s this one’s 20% older brother. They actually give this to suicidal people and they regain a reason to live.

Serious. After my first glass of beer, it started raining in there. And the music got all dramatic and the camera swirled above me as I stared up, crying tears of redemption. It was that good.

If you EVER ever ever get anywhere near Rehoboth Beach, DE you owe it to yourself and this great nation to experience Dogfish Head.

My work is done here.

Kim Jong Ill’s livejournal blog.

link

It’s a collection of IM’s between him and various world leaders. You should’nt even have to ask me if it’s funny. But, if you must know, it is the reason that I’m sitting at my desk in a pool of my own urine.

Thanks, Shugs.