while you’re sending me hate mail from your parents basement, i’m enjoying tasty pho. Have fun imagining what it’s like to interact with the opposite sex.

I’ve got a new hoodie.

graduation is in a half hour.

Right now it’s all about the dogfish head. 21 percent abv baby.

Let the games begin.

I’ll do my best to provide play-by-play.

Next up – “the pre-party.”

Nuthin’ like a good teeth cleaning, eh?

The gentle scraping of sharpened metal hooks against tender gums. Ahhhh the hauntingly familar taste of latex…

Dentistry HAD to have given birth to S&M. I’m pretty sure I saw that on A&E.

.. is an empty bowl of pho.

Out to breakfast- she’s a doll.

I finished with the green beer at work. Now i’m getting a head start on Cinco De Mayo.

Captions people. (this IS Paige btw)

Uh oh- now I’m mobile.