That’s Good Parenting
ed_adkins_2000: know what kind of parent i want to be?
thezeroboss: A drunk one?
ed_adkins_2000: no no no,
ed_adkins_2000: i want to be such a good parent that if me & heidi are killed brutally in front of paige, she’ll be moved to become a super hero
ed_adkins_2000: thats good parenting.
thezeroboss: hahahahahaha
July 31st, 2005 at 5:47 pm
You should also be rich enough so the kid can hire people to make her costumes and stuff. No one in their right mind really wants to do needlework.
July 31st, 2005 at 7:49 pm
You should ask Heidi to start working on the uniform now, just in case! If you tried to make it… let’s just not go there!
July 31st, 2005 at 7:54 pm
That’s true. You really instilled something if your kid does that. But they also have to accidentally stumble on like the old Ironman suit or something… and alter it very slightly and call themselves like Ironforce or something… there are alot of factors Ed…
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
July 31st, 2005 at 7:54 pm
You both have great points. Another thing I hadn’t thought of- we rent our place. She’ll need a manor of some sort, and an inheritance.
At this point, if she were to become a superhero she’d have rather sub-par suit and equipment. I mean we’re talking thrift store stuff. The other heroes would laugh at her, and that’s no good for the self esteem.
August 1st, 2005 at 4:49 am
hey, you could always put her in a pod and hurl her off into space. of course, for that to be really effective you’d first have to bring about the destruction of the planet but that’s a minor detail I think. Although, hmmm, you’d need a Fortress of Solitude which just might be a little harder to come by then a manor. CLearly this needs to be discussed further. You should totally IM me so we can get this worked out!
August 1st, 2005 at 9:55 am
If you’re serious about this, give me a call. I’ve been working on a superhero potion that I think has some potential. Right now it’s mostly toilet water and nutmeg, but I have a stolen bunson burner and I think I’m getting close to a breakthrough.
August 1st, 2005 at 3:51 pm
I have an entire rack of spices rare Earth elements in my kitchen that Shane can use anytime he wants.
August 3rd, 2005 at 5:33 am
well, one thing we can do is stage your own brutal murder in front of Paige and then you can go into hiding to see how she turns out. remember, how the murderer acts is also a factor. i’ll make sure and wear a big gaudy ring with two snakeheads coming together like this /holds fists together over head, and make sure Paige gets a loooong, closeup of the snakehead ring after i make-believe decapitate the both of you.
and you know, if she just turns out normal, or becomes a peace activist, you two can just ‘return from the grave’ and say something like, ‘the lord sent us back because you were sooo good.’
August 8th, 2005 at 11:37 am
hey, hey, hey. slow down a bit. we’re still working on her x-ray vision!