The BM Post #1
Another reason I need a camera phone.
There’s someone on my floor who is an artist. He doesn’t work in a conventional medium, though- He’s a pioneer. He’s been assembling a work I will title, “The Booger Mosaic.”
Each time he uses the urinal, he puts a booger on the wall to the right of it. Big ones, too. The kind that line the whole side of your nostril, and usually have a gooey tail.
I’m not sure if he delicately places each one in a particular order, or if he just flicks them all willy nilly. His last work developed for quite a while before it was finally taken down by a custodian (obviously not an eye for art). But, sure as your morning dump he was at it again almost immediately. The man is dedicated.
If I had a camera equipped with a phone, rest assured gentle readers you would be looking at it right now. For now you’ll just have to use your imagination. Enjoy.
October 27th, 2004 at 1:48 pm
Boogers are funny. And stuff.
October 27th, 2004 at 3:55 pm
That’s pretty funny, because someone at my place of employment does that too. That and chew off fingernails while sitting on the throne.
October 28th, 2004 at 10:25 am
One of the many great things about my job is the guy who takes the sports section of the newspaper and leaves it on the floor in the bathroom right next to the toilet overflowing with delicious unflushed liquid feces. I’m not gonna pick it up, so what am I supposed to do if I can’t read the sports section? Work? We all know that’s not gonna happen. Sorry to the more mature and sophisticated readers for the graphic description, but I think it added to the story. Like the nudity in the movie Wild Things.
October 28th, 2004 at 1:15 pm
Thank you for NOT sharing.