The Grope-Me Pillow, Found at Overstock
Hey ladies- sad and lonely? Nobody wants to play grab-ass? NO WORRIES!!!
Now you can purchase 1/4 of a man, filled with stuffing & designed specifically to grope you through the night as you sleep.
For added WTFness, just spray the pillow with some cologne your Ex left in your medicine cabinet, or place a wedding ring on it and play the “other woman.”
What kinds of pillows do they make with the other 3/4s?
Thank you, Overstock.com. Until now I thought I had lost the ability to be creeped out.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I especially love the description: “The Hug Me pillow provides comfort as well as piece of mind.” Leaves one wondering – which piece of mind? There doesn’t seem to be a head, so surely it doesn’t come with brain matter??
February 26th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Yeah, now I am going to wake up freaked out thinking my pillow will grow an arm lol. You know this will make a great gag gift for my single best friend.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:26 am
No pillow could approximate the amount of groping I can do in one night. Maybe that’s the point…
-M