The ‘Stache
I think it may be time, gentle readers- time for me to make a tough decision. I’ve seen it coming for weeks now but that doesn’t make it any easier. Not in the least.
A boy can afford to ignore such a pressing issue, but a man knows when he’s at an impasse. And I am a man. A man with a mustache. A man with a mustache that he can’t decide if he likes anymore.
So I present it to you because I know I can trust you. If you’ve taken the time to read this, then you obviously know quality when you see it. So I ask you, is my awesome ass-kicker mustache still quality?
This could honestly be the end for ol’ Stachey. If it’s decided that the stache must go, then I’m prepared to do what’s needed. I’ll probably take him out & get his favorite food stuck in him, grab some beers & we’ll get into trouble- just like the old days. And then, well, then I’ll cut him down. It’s how he’d want it. It’s right.
So, what say you? Does Stachey get a reprieve or are his days done? In this time of decision I need you guys, now more than ever.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Easy. Lose the handlebars, grow it longer, and wax that shit.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am
good lord you are soo freakin’ cute. But, I think it’s time for ole’ porn stache to be put down. I’ll support you either way, though.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:37 am
I say lop off the ass end of the asskicker and go for a nice handlebar
March 26th, 2009 at 11:45 am
time to install wp-polls.
I think ol’Stachey’s days were numbered from the day he was created. I’m actually surprised he has lasted this long.
Perhaps morph him into something a little less baseball/nascar/country music.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:57 am
oh man. it’s looking like curtains for Ol’ Stachey.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Did Hulk Hogan give up, Ed? Just think about that one.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
And whatever you do: FUCK handlebars. I had one, and it was awesome, until it decided to become like baleen, and not let me eat food.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
If when you wake up tomorrow, the number of comments is an even number: SHAVE IT.
If it’s an odd number: SAVE IT.
You’re welcome.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I think it works fine for reincarnating the weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? if that is your objective…
However, I will be much more excited about getting pregnant with you tonight if you are sporting the Ron Burgundy.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
If you still want to be considered a sex god KEEP IT
March 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I think the goatee is a better look,just keep it,your a man.Dan
March 26th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I’m over it. Gone.
March 26th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I dig it, but I think you’re one of the few who may truly be capable of, as Jerz said, growing it long and waxing it – Wyatt Earp style. Really though, do what *you* dig.
March 27th, 2009 at 6:11 am
Feel free to experiment with your ye ole d duster here – http://beard.blueion.com – good target practice.