Viva La Revolución
Yes, my South-paw brothers and sisters scattered around this great land- rejoice, for once again Left-Handed Day is upon us.
One great day we will rise against our oppressor the right-man, and the world will again be ours.
Until then, keep flashing that smile and tell ‘em you don’t mind that the all the tablets out there mock your proud heritage. Don’t let righty know how much it burns within your chest that little left-handed kids get those crappy scissors in elementary school. For that day will come. Today is merely a celebration, a shadow of what will be when we reclaim the dignity of our forefathers.
For now, try to forget that it’s 2004 and we still drive on the right-man’s side of the road.
August 13th, 2004 at 4:30 pm
Freaks!
Freaks!
Freaks!
August 14th, 2004 at 10:56 pm
BAHHH!!!! Move to England you left-handed wackos!!!!
August 14th, 2004 at 11:51 pm
Heh!
Both of my parents are left-handed, BUT … all three children that they had – including me – are right-handed.
Odd, no?