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Wait… It’s Wednesday? In 2005?

As astute readers of EADC might have discovered by now, I have undergone a recent “change of lifestyle.” Non-astute readers may interpret that as my announcement that I have come out of the closet.

At two o’clock in the morning, waking for the third time to the sound of my little one, ohhhhh how I wish that was the case.

Now, I still love her so much that I’d probably corrupt my database using all the room to express it (nice- nerdy and sensitive). I would never consider selling her or attempting to flee to the Caribbean, changing my name to Pepé, growing a scraggily beard and forgoing the use of shoes entirely, learning the trade of a commercial fisherman and spending the remainder of my days in a houseboat. No, that thought has ne’er occurred to me.

But I have had to make a few adjustments to my recent declaration of productivity. Remember my goals for 2005? They went a little something like this:

  • Finish my MBA

  • Start an internet comic about… you’ll see
  • Start a business blogging website (finally a place i can sound smart)
  • Produce a sketch comedy video
  • Write some mini-books I think’ll be hilarious
  • ANOTHER web design. I just got the Macromedia MX suite and the Adobe Creative suite. I need to change the form of this site- I want a forum where I can be funny, but serious too. Somewhere I can drop science on favorite farts, but on the trade deficit as well. My current strategy for this site doesn’t really allow it.
  • Plus this year I’m planning on going all-out with my standup act.

Now they look a little something like this

  • Change poopy diaper

  • Change poopy diaper
  • Wipe poopy off couch
  • Change poopy diaper
  • Cry
  • Change poopy diaper
  • Wipe poopy off ceiling
  • Change poopy diaper
  • Pretend I’m asleep so Heidi has to change poopy diaper
  • Wipe poopy off- What the hell!??!?- My briefcase? Dammit!!
  • Change poopy diaper
  • Change poopy diaper
  • Buy diapers

So you see, there may be brief lapses in updates here. And most of the posts will be about crying, and poopy. And how great it is to have a beautiful bundle of joy.

By Ed Adkins on March 2nd, 2005 at 9:06 am

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5 Responses to “Wait… It’s Wednesday? In 2005?”

  1. eglis Says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 2:06 pm

    sorry to hear that. it will pass. soon i hope. we are praying that our baby will love to sleep like her mommy so that we do not have to wake up at nite. i will keep praying

  2. Dr. Johnny Fever Says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 4:11 pm

    When your child gets a little older, you can add this one: “Count number of undigested raisins in poopie diaper.”

  3. Cherie Says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 5:09 pm

    Welcome to parenthood. Did I hear that Eglis is prego, or is this for future children that’s sheps praying for?

  4. M@ Says:

    March 3rd, 2005 at 7:54 am

    What I want to know is why she was in your briefcase? Hey, at least all that black tar-like poop is gone though right? That stuff sucks…

  5. sis Says:

    March 3rd, 2005 at 9:30 am

    you made me laugh so hard that i cried and pooped.