WIL WHEATON DISAGREES WITH TOM GREEN
I have to admit, humble readers, earlier today I was beginning to ask myself, “Is it really worth it? Is the cause to which I’ve committed myself and my blog really worth the heartache?”
Sure, someone has to be the voice of truth. But why does it always have to be me?
I was in what your therapist might call “a dark place.”
And, as has happened during the darkest hours of so many of history’s greatest, most noble struggles- a ray of sunshine appeared to give me the courage to stay the course.
Screw it, Wil Wheaton emailed me and told me I’m his friggin hero.
Choke on that.
Ed,
As both a C-list actor and A-list blogger, I want you to know that you are my hero. I can’t believe that I just discovered your blog yesterday, thanks to Sean Bonner.
For reals, you rule.
Sincerely,
Wil Wheaton
Wil Wheaton likes what I have to say Tom. Who enjoys reading your site Tom? Oh yeah, they’re all over the comments in my previous posts- severely imbalanced shut-ins and a retarded kid with a terminal case of Tourettes. Seriously, your fanclub makes Selena’s look stable.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you Tom- what was that?
Homely little what? Home computer something something?
Every single one of you trolls and naysayers, unplug your keyboards and hang up your trollgear. I think I just got handed some serious street cred. And you got handed your nasty green troll asses.
September 20th, 2005 at 4:39 pm
You’re dead to me.
September 20th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
Well, Ed, we all knew you were the MAN. I have never been able to actually read Tom’s blog, it takes foever to load and by the time it catches up, I am ovulating or something else important.
I am SO happy for you and feel lucky to know such an awesome blog KING.
PS I have a new address: http://www.tishasharp.com
Come see the car in my house, LITERALLY, in the August archives.
September 20th, 2005 at 5:12 pm
I’m going to mock the ever loving shit out of you now….
September 20th, 2005 at 5:24 pm
Woo! Go Ed!
September 20th, 2005 at 6:16 pm
Wil’s just trying to butter you up to give you a big head. He’s angling to get you into a blogger po-ker game and suck your wallet dry as the easy mark…
September 20th, 2005 at 7:52 pm
maybe this controversy will make u post more often.
September 20th, 2005 at 8:45 pm
sorry the mefites took shots at you. for some reason i didnt see that coming. i dont know why. even after all these years i still havent learned a thing.
anyway, keep on keeping on.
September 20th, 2005 at 9:41 pm
I wonder where this’ll land you as a blogebrity! Come join me on the C-list!
September 20th, 2005 at 9:57 pm
Don’t worry about the mefi shots. some of those were actually pretty funny. my favorite was that one who said, ‘and i should care, why?’
oh wait. that’s my favorite mefi line from EVERY POST EVER POSTED ON MEFI.
/yawns disaffectedly
September 21st, 2005 at 1:07 pm
Where ever Wil Wheaton goes I go. Ed has gained inter-galactic status. Oh, and Diana Troy is hot…
September 21st, 2005 at 9:52 pm
Nice. See, and here I thought all that would come off this was some fun with trolls. Meanwhile you got the big guns putting you on a pedestal. Who says blogging isn’t fun?
September 21st, 2005 at 10:45 pm
sigh theres no need to make tom green cry ed im sure his parents probly give him shit for his sausage joke but saying crap about a blog i mean cmon ed your better than that