You See Officer, It’s The Funniest Story…
Of how my POT got switched with these HUMAN GUTS.
Loosely Related Fuzzy Memory Time:
For a while I delivered lost luggage to people once it had been found at the airport. It was quite rewarding. Since I didn’t work for the airport or the airlines, people always saw me as their personal luggage saviour. I’d get offered meals, tips, and general well-wishing. It’s a great feeling. Even though you’re only doing the job of a basic delivery guy people act like you rescued their kid from a well.
February 25th, 2004 at 12:14 pm
I wonder if they tried to smoke the organs…
Hey! If you were a lung valve …would you smoke yourself? I know I would…
(In memory of Will Ferrell’s impersonation bit on SNL of Harry Carey)